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Wildermyth
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Earned Achievements
A Hunger, Sated
Complete The Sunswallower's Wake Campaign
Complete The Sunswallower's Wake Campaign
A Story of Heroes
Complete a Generic Campaign (Three or Five chapter)
Complete a Generic Campaign (Three or Five chapter)
All My Birds, Safely Home
Acquire all five plot characters, and have them survive to the end (Eluna and the Moth)
Acquire all five plot characters, and have them survive to the end (Eluna and the Moth)
Another Tale to Tell
Complete a Legacy Campaign (Three or Five chapter)
Complete a Legacy Campaign (Three or Five chapter)
Bonebreakers
Kill 1000 Morthagi (Across all campaigns)
Kill 1000 Morthagi (Across all campaigns)
Chain Reaction
Use three reaction strikes (guardian/sentinel) in a single turn
Use three reaction strikes (guardian/sentinel) in a single turn
Completing the Look
Get the head and all four limbs for a transformation
Get the head and all four limbs for a transformation
Core Failure
Destroy the Morthagi Cores
Destroy the Morthagi Cores
Cutthroat Competitors
Trigger Rival ability "Oh yeah? Watch this!" 5 times in a single fight
Trigger Rival ability "Oh yeah? Watch this!" 5 times in a single fight
Daybreak
Complete Age of Ulstryx Campaign
Complete Age of Ulstryx Campaign
Echoes Die
Complete Monarchs Under the Mountain Campaign
Complete Monarchs Under the Mountain Campaign
Empty the Caves
Kill 1000 Deepists (Across all campaigns)
Kill 1000 Deepists (Across all campaigns)
Everfading
Complete Eluna and the Moth Campaign
Complete Eluna and the Moth Campaign
Gotta Ca... Must Collect All of Them
Catch All 4 elemental spirit types
Catch All 4 elemental spirit types
How Romantic!
Kill 10 enemies with an attack that uses Lover's Vengeance
Kill 10 enemies with an attack that uses Lover's Vengeance
In Soil, In Smoke
Complete All the Bones of Summer Campaign
Complete All the Bones of Summer Campaign
Me and My Familiar
Get a pet
Get a pet
No More Nightmares
Kill 1000 Thrixl (Across all campaigns)
Kill 1000 Thrixl (Across all campaigns)
Passing Shadow
Have a hero end 5 consecutive turns in grayplane
Have a hero end 5 consecutive turns in grayplane
Plague Doctor
Kill three enemies with poison in a single turn
Kill three enemies with poison in a single turn
Pyrrhic Victory
Win a battle after losing three heroes to either maiming or death
Win a battle after losing three heroes to either maiming or death
The Cost of Heroism
Have a hero withdraw after being maimed
Have a hero withdraw after being maimed
Thematic Divergence
Gain limbs from two different themes on a single hero
Gain limbs from two different themes on a single hero
This Too Shall Pass
Be defeated in a battle
Be defeated in a battle
War Endured
Complete The Enduring War Campaign
Complete The Enduring War Campaign
We Emerge Changed
Get transformed limbs from 10 different themes
Get transformed limbs from 10 different themes
Who's Counting?
Kill 100 monsters with a hero
Kill 100 monsters with a hero
Worldwalker
Complete all five story campaigns
Complete all five story campaigns
Unearned Achievements
A Lowly Crust of Beef
Complete a campaign on Walking Lunch difficulty
Complete a campaign on Walking Lunch difficulty
A Mythic Menagerie
Get 5 different pets across all campaigns
Get 5 different pets across all campaigns
A Temperamental Shrub
Poison 50 enemies with Botanical Thorn Lash
Poison 50 enemies with Botanical Thorn Lash
Admiral of the Air
Defeat the Admiral of the Air
Defeat the Admiral of the Air
Astrology
Kill 20 Enemies using Celestial Falling Stars
Kill 20 Enemies using Celestial Falling Stars
Back into the Sea
Kill 1000 Gorgons (Across all campaigns)
Kill 1000 Gorgons (Across all campaigns)
Bears are Scary
Kill 2 enemies simultaneously with Bear Swipes
Kill 2 enemies simultaneously with Bear Swipes
Bogmother
Defeat the Bogmother
Defeat the Bogmother
Drauvenslayers
Kill 1000 Drauven (Across all campaigns)
Kill 1000 Drauven (Across all campaigns)
Fight Like a Bird
Blind 20 enemies with Crow Scratch or Crow Peck
Blind 20 enemies with Crow Scratch or Crow Peck
Gracnaw's Dragon
Defeat Gracnaw's Dragon
Defeat Gracnaw's Dragon
Granny Gloomfire
Defeat Granny Gloomfire
Defeat Granny Gloomfire
Grillmaster
Hit 5 enemies simultaneously with a Cone of Fire
Hit 5 enemies simultaneously with a Cone of Fire
Head Chef
Defeat the Head Chef
Defeat the Head Chef
I'm Not Smiling
Terrify 10 enemies with Inscrutable Stare
Terrify 10 enemies with Inscrutable Stare
Into Mulch
Kill three targets in a single use of Witherbolt
Kill three targets in a single use of Witherbolt
King Carrion
Defeat King Carrion
Defeat King Carrion
Legends Never Die
Promote a Legacy Hero to the rank of Mythwalker
Promote a Legacy Hero to the rank of Mythwalker
Let Me Get My Chisel
Complete a Carved in Stone campaign
Complete a Carved in Stone campaign
Lochias's Hunger
Kill an enemy of every monster group with Wolf Bite
Kill an enemy of every monster group with Wolf Bite
Luthin the Mirrormaster
Defeat Luthin the Mirrormaster
Defeat Luthin the Mirrormaster
Making Tracks
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 10
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 10
Malthides, Brute Toxinist
Defeat Malthides, Brute Toxinist
Defeat Malthides, Brute Toxinist
Neverbefore
Complete A Walk in the Unlight Campaign
Complete A Walk in the Unlight Campaign
No Time for Clawmonsters
Kill Calabyne in one turn
Kill Calabyne in one turn
Ollend the Abductor
Defeat Ollend the Abductor
Defeat Ollend the Abductor
Outset
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 1
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 1
Overwhelming Monstrosity
Receive 150 calamities in a campaign
Receive 150 calamities in a campaign
Party Wagon
Defeat the Party Wagon
Defeat the Party Wagon
Pathbeater
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 5
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 5
Peacemaker
Kill 1000 monsters with a hero
Kill 1000 monsters with a hero
Seasoned Traveler
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 15
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 15
Solid as the Hills
With Child of the Hills Theme, take no damage from an enemy attack 20 times
With Child of the Hills Theme, take no damage from an enemy attack 20 times
Some Say I'm Too Flashy
With Gem Theme, stunt on 100 attacks
With Gem Theme, stunt on 100 attacks
Starwing
Defeat Starwing
Defeat Starwing
Storied Past
Resolve all three hook quests with a hero
Resolve all three hook quests with a hero
Symbiosis
Recover 30 health with Harvest or Dread Harvest
Recover 30 health with Harvest or Dread Harvest
Symbiotic Advisor
Defeat the Symbiotic Advisor
Defeat the Symbiotic Advisor
Tempest
Kill three targets in a single use of Chain Lightning
Kill three targets in a single use of Chain Lightning
The Artist
Stunt 75 times with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Stunt 75 times with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
The Bulwark
Take (and survive) 300 damage with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Take (and survive) 300 damage with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
The Collector
Pick up 15 rewards with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Pick up 15 rewards with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
The Doorman
Defeat the Doorman
Defeat the Doorman
The Gardener
Defeat the Gardener
Defeat the Gardener
The Glorysword Clayn
Defeat the Glorysword Clayn
Defeat the Glorysword Clayn
The Hardy
Have 20 temporary HP on a single hero at one time in an Omenroad challenge run
Have 20 temporary HP on a single hero at one time in an Omenroad challenge run
The Horn Grownup
Defeat the Horn Grownup
Defeat the Horn Grownup
The Hurricane
Kill 8 enemies in a single hero's turn in an Omenroad challenge run
Kill 8 enemies in a single hero's turn in an Omenroad challenge run
The Lethal
Deal 30 single-target damage with one attack during an Omenroad challenge run
Deal 30 single-target damage with one attack during an Omenroad challenge run
The Monstrous
Deal 500 damage with a single hero's transformation abilities in an Omenroad challenge run
Deal 500 damage with a single hero's transformation abilities in an Omenroad challenge run
The Power of Friendship
Have friendship ability "Got your back!" occur 20 times
Have friendship ability "Got your back!" occur 20 times
The Relentless
Deal 1000 damage with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Deal 1000 damage with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
The Riftspore Apostle
Defeat the Riftspore Apostle
Defeat the Riftspore Apostle
The Shredder
Shred 100 armor with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Shred 100 armor with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
The Survivor
Have a single hero end 6 fights with 1 health in an Omenroad challenge run
Have a single hero end 6 fights with 1 health in an Omenroad challenge run
The Twins
Defeat the Twins, Wrune and Wrax
Defeat the Twins, Wrune and Wrax
The Umbercryst Martyr
Defeat the Umbercryst Martyr
Defeat the Umbercryst Martyr
The Unscathed
Dodge or block at least 40 attacks with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Dodge or block at least 40 attacks with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
The Virulent
Poison 80 enemies with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Poison 80 enemies with a single hero in an Omenroad challenge run
Thwack!
Use Tree Bash to knock back enemies 50 tiles
Use Tree Bash to knock back enemies 50 tiles
Turncoat
Accept the Deepking's offer
Accept the Deepking's offer
Uur, Ancient Amalgam
Deafeat Uur, Ancient Amalgam
Deafeat Uur, Ancient Amalgam
War-Ender
Destroy the last of the Enduring
Destroy the last of the Enduring
Waymaster
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 20
Win an Omenroad challenge run at Peril 20
We Call That Mortificient!
Kill an enemy with Mortificial Hammer and Wrist Bolt in the same turn
Kill an enemy with Mortificial Hammer and Wrist Bolt in the same turn
Wingknight's Prowess
Finish Chapter 3 intro mission without losing any units (All the Bones of Summer)
Finish Chapter 3 intro mission without losing any units (All the Bones of Summer)
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Ronald M. Clifford
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The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.
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Is that... T-Pain?
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.
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Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:
Ronald M. Clifford
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:
"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"
Ronald M. Clifford
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Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."
Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"
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Ronald M. Clifford
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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/true-value-bankruptcy
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records. #tetris
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me. #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask? #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask? #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
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I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at https://twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at https://twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and https://twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2131759212
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?
https://roncli.com/blogger/3949527510668683306/wtf-did-revival-productions-just-do
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.
With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.
After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.
I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.
https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageImportantGoldfishHassaanChop-bRfUxo4q5SxEgJvI
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
โBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. https://www.railgoods.com/bart/anime/
Ronald M. Clifford
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. ๐
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:
โฌ๏ธ EXCITED ------
โช๏ธ
โช๏ธ
Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.
https://roncli.com/blogger/3703157809000934742/a-tale-of-two-communities
martin
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli ๐ ๐
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr=a&t=11267s
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo
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