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Dino D-Day
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Earned Achievements
Bite the Hand that Feeds You
Kill a developer in online play.
Kill a developer in online play.
He who controls the points...
Be on the winning team in a Capture Point game.
Be on the winning team in a Capture Point game.
There's no 'I' in plane
Help capture the Ju-52 in Troina.
Help capture the Ju-52 in Troina.
Unearned Achievements
...the harder they fall.
Land the killing blow on a Styracosaur.
Land the killing blow on a Styracosaur.
Achilles Meal
As the Raptor, finish eating a jackrabbit.
As the Raptor, finish eating a jackrabbit.
Adding Insult to Injury
As Microraptor, kill an enemy with your claws after spitting in their face.
As Microraptor, kill an enemy with your claws after spitting in their face.
Avenge me!
Score a pterosaur kill after you've died.
Score a pterosaur kill after you've died.
Bad Hare Day
Kill two raptors with the same rabbit.
Kill two raptors with the same rabbit.
Bad Medicine
Score 7 kills in a single life using the MP-44.
Score 7 kills in a single life using the MP-44.
Bandage a Trois
As Camille, heal yourself and three others with a thrown healthkit.
As Camille, heal yourself and three others with a thrown healthkit.
Cap'd
Headshot an enemy that is capturing a point.
Headshot an enemy that is capturing a point.
Clever Girl
As a Raptor, kill Ilona after she's deployed a rabbit.
As a Raptor, kill Ilona after she's deployed a rabbit.
Cloudy with a chance of Death!
As Joe, get 3 kills with a single artillery strike.
As Joe, get 3 kills with a single artillery strike.
Combat Vet(erinarian)
As von Graff, heal a dinosaur teammate.
As von Graff, heal a dinosaur teammate.
Combo Meal
As T-Rex, eat 3 enemy players in one life.
As T-Rex, eat 3 enemy players in one life.
Divine Wind
Use a pterosaur to kill an enemy capturing a point.
Use a pterosaur to kill an enemy capturing a point.
Exercise your options
Kill an enemy with an alternate weapon.
Kill an enemy with an alternate weapon.
Frankenhurter
As Jakob, use your fists to kill two enemies in a single life.
As Jakob, use your fists to kill two enemies in a single life.
French Persistence
Score 7 kills in a single life with the Sten gun.
Score 7 kills in a single life with the Sten gun.
German Efficiency
As Hissman kill two enemies with two consecutive bullets.
As Hissman kill two enemies with two consecutive bullets.
Give 'Em the Bird
Make your first kill as the Microraptor.
Make your first kill as the Microraptor.
Griefosaurus
Pounce the same player twice in one life.
Pounce the same player twice in one life.
Griefosaurus Rex
Pounce 5 different enemy players in the same life.
Pounce 5 different enemy players in the same life.
Helmet Trick
Kill 3 Hardgraves in one life.
Kill 3 Hardgraves in one life.
Hock a Luger
As Microraptor, hit an enemy in the head with your poison spit.
As Microraptor, hit an enemy in the head with your poison spit.
Horned Devil
As the Stygimoloch, kill 7 enemies with your MG34.
As the Stygimoloch, kill 7 enemies with your MG34.
I choose you!
Equip an alternate weapon.
Equip an alternate weapon.
I Regret Everything
As Compy, get 3 claw kills but fail to kill anyone with your suicide detonation.
As Compy, get 3 claw kills but fail to kill anyone with your suicide detonation.
I regret nothing!
As the Compy, kill an enemy with a suicide detonation.
As the Compy, kill an enemy with a suicide detonation.
If it bleeds we can kill it...
Kill a Hardgrave while he's in berserk mode.
Kill a Hardgrave while he's in berserk mode.
Is this a bad time?
As the Compy, kill an enemy that is capturing a point.
As the Compy, kill an enemy that is capturing a point.
It ain't easy being greasy...
As Joe, get 7 kills in one life with the grease gun.
As Joe, get 7 kills in one life with the grease gun.
It DOES burn when you pee!
As Nigel, burn a dinosaur that is peeing.
As Nigel, burn a dinosaur that is peeing.
It's the Rapture!
Capture a point with only raptors.
Capture a point with only raptors.
Keep Calm and Carry One
Score a kill with every PIAT round in a single life.
Score a kill with every PIAT round in a single life.
Kelly's Heroes
Get one kill as each Allied class in a single round.
Get one kill as each Allied class in a single round.
Kiss the Cook
As Microraptor, spit in Nigel's face while you are on fire.
As Microraptor, spit in Nigel's face while you are on fire.
Let's Ragnaroooooook!
Get 3 kills while in berserk mode as Hardgrave.
Get 3 kills while in berserk mode as Hardgrave.
More like "Stompson"
Score 7 kills in a single life with the Thompson SMG.
Score 7 kills in a single life with the Thompson SMG.
Mourning Breath
As T-Rex, knock 3 enemies down with one roar.
As T-Rex, knock 3 enemies down with one roar.
Nazis...I hate these guys.
Kill one of each Nazi class in the same life.
Kill one of each Nazi class in the same life.
Open BAR, dude
Score 7 kills in a single life with the BAR.
Score 7 kills in a single life with the BAR.
Operation Torch
As Nigel, kill 7 enemies with the Flamethrower in a single life.
As Nigel, kill 7 enemies with the Flamethrower in a single life.
Out, but not down
Kill an enemy with a melee attack while out of bullets.
Kill an enemy with a melee attack while out of bullets.
Paint the town red
Kill an enemy player by throwing him into a wall.
Kill an enemy player by throwing him into a wall.
Paint the Town Yellow
Pee on a downed enemy, then kill them.
Pee on a downed enemy, then kill them.
Party Fowl
Capture a two-man control point with Microraptors.
Capture a two-man control point with Microraptors.
Primal Purge
As T-Rex, get 7 MG kills in one life.
As T-Rex, get 7 MG kills in one life.
Pull!
Shoot and kill a leaping raptor.
Shoot and kill a leaping raptor.
Reich Rolled
As Axis, get the Styracosaur to his goal without taking any damage.
As Axis, get the Styracosaur to his goal without taking any damage.
Rest for the Unwary
Use a pterosaur to kill 3 or more enemies simultaneously.
Use a pterosaur to kill 3 or more enemies simultaneously.
Santa's Little Helper
In one match, collect 15 of Santa's lost presents.
In one match, collect 15 of Santa's lost presents.
Shoot her!
Save a teammate by killing a raptor that has pounced them.
Save a teammate by killing a raptor that has pounced them.
Snack Attack
As T-Rex, eat an enemy player.
As T-Rex, eat an enemy player.
Sneaky Snacker
Finish eating 3 jackrabbits in the same life.
Finish eating 3 jackrabbits in the same life.
Spit Us Out The Bomb
As T-Rex, kill an enemy player with a 500lb bomb.
As T-Rex, kill an enemy player with a 500lb bomb.
Star Spangled Hammer
Get five fist-kills in Berserk mode.
Get five fist-kills in Berserk mode.
Stricken by the Streicher
Score 7 kills in a single life using the MP-40.
Score 7 kills in a single life using the MP-40.
Struck by the Streicher
Score 7 kills in a single life using the k98.
Score 7 kills in a single life using the k98.
Tanks a lot
Kill 7 enemies in a single life as the Desmatosuchus.
Kill 7 enemies in a single life as the Desmatosuchus.
Thankskilling
As the Microraptor, kill 7 enemies in a single life.
As the Microraptor, kill 7 enemies in a single life.
THAT WAS FREAKING AMAZING!
In Hardgrave's berserk mode, punch a T-Rex to death.
In Hardgrave's berserk mode, punch a T-Rex to death.
That's just Garand
Score 7 kills in a single life with the M1 Garand.
Score 7 kills in a single life with the M1 Garand.
The bigger they are...
Land the killing blow on a T-Rex.
Land the killing blow on a T-Rex.
The Silence of the Lambs
Save a teammate or yourself from a thrown goat.
Save a teammate or yourself from a thrown goat.
There Can Be Only One
Stay alive for an entire round and score at least 5 points.
Stay alive for an entire round and score at least 5 points.
This is my BOOM stick(y)!
As Joe, kill an enemy with your sticky bomb.
As Joe, kill an enemy with your sticky bomb.
Threepeat
As the Compy, kill three enemies with one suicide detonation.
As the Compy, kill three enemies with one suicide detonation.
ThrOWNAGE
Score a double-kill with a bite victim.
Score a double-kill with a bite victim.
Tonight, you dine in Hell!
Kill a raptor while she's feeding.
Kill a raptor while she's feeding.
Trigger Time
As Trigger, kill 7 enemies with your .30 cal.
As Trigger, kill 7 enemies with your .30 cal.
Turkey Dinner
As Nigel, kill a Microraptor with your flamethrower.
As Nigel, kill a Microraptor with your flamethrower.
Two for One Special
As the Compy, kill two enemies with one suicide detonation.
As the Compy, kill two enemies with one suicide detonation.
Uz Prieksu!
Score 7 kills in a single life with the Mosin-Nagant.
Score 7 kills in a single life with the Mosin-Nagant.
Wall Art
As the Microraptor, kill an enemy while clinging to the wall.
As the Microraptor, kill an enemy while clinging to the wall.
What's gonna happen to the goat?
Use a goat to kill an enemy player.
Use a goat to kill an enemy player.
You Can't Go Home Again
As an Axis player, kill the 2 German defectors in one life (Trigger and Jakob).
As an Axis player, kill the 2 German defectors in one life (Trigger and Jakob).
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