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Time Warpers
Time played: 8 hours 56 minutes
Last 2 weeks: 8 hours 56 minutes
Earned Achievements
1,000 Bosses Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
10,000 Enemies Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
100 Bosses Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
100 Time Cubes in a Single Run
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 10 Blue Butterflies
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Collected 100 Red Butterflies
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Collected 100 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Defeated Big Boss in 1 Second
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Big Boss in 10 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Big Boss in 15 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Big Boss in 20 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Big Boss in 5 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Horde in 10 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Horde in 15 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Horde in 20 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Horde in 5 Seconds
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Zone 10
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 100
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 25
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 50
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Unearned Achievements
1 M Bosses Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
1 M Enemies Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
1 M Time Cubes in a Single Run
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
1,000 Time Cubes in a Single Run
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
1,000 Time Cubes Per Minute
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
1,000 Zones Per Hour
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
10 M Enemies Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
10 Time Cubes Per Minute
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
10,000 Bosses Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
10,000 Time Cubes in a Single Run
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
10,000 Time Cubes Per Minute
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
10% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
100 K Bosses Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
100 K Enemies Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
100 K Time Cubes in a Single Run
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
100 Time Cubes Per Minute
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
100% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
2,000 Zones Per Hour
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
20% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
3,000 Zones Per Hour
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
30% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
4,000 Zones Per Hour
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
40% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
50 M Enemies Defeated
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
50% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
500 Time Cubes Per Minute
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
500 Zones Per Hour
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
60% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
70% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
80% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
90% Research Complete
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
All Four Aces
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
All Four Eights
Reward: 5% Pulse Pistol DPS
Reward: 5% Pulse Pistol DPS
All Four Fives
Reward: 5% Click Weapon DPC
Reward: 5% Click Weapon DPC
All Four Fours
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
All Four Jacks
Reward: +1% Critical Strike Chance
Reward: +1% Critical Strike Chance
All Four Kings
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
All Four Nines
Reward: 5% Rocket Launcher DPS
Reward: 5% Rocket Launcher DPS
All Four Queens
Reward: 5% Critical Strike Damage
Reward: 5% Critical Strike Damage
All Four Sevens
Reward: 5% Turret DPS
Reward: 5% Turret DPS
All Four Sixes
Reward: 5% Drone DPS
Reward: 5% Drone DPS
All Four Tens
Reward: 5% Plasma Rifle DPS
Reward: 5% Plasma Rifle DPS
All Four Threes
Reward: 5% Gold Find
Reward: 5% Gold Find
All Four Twos
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Collected 1 M Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 1,000 Red Butterflies
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Collected 1,000 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 1,250 Rainbow Butterflies
Reward: +4 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Reward: +4 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Collected 10 M Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 10,000 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 100 Blue Butterflies
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Collected 100 K Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 125 Rainbow Butterflies
Reward: +2 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Reward: +2 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Collected 2 M Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 2,500 Rainbow Butterflies
Reward: +5 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Reward: +5 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Collected 2,500 Red Butterflies
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Collected 2,500 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 25 Blue Butterflies
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Collected 25,000 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 250 Blue Butterflies
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Collected 250 K Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 250 Red Butterflies
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Collected 250 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 5 M Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 5,000 Red Butterflies
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Reward: 1% Gold Find
Collected 5,000 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 50 Rainbow Butterflies
Reward: +1 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Reward: +1 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Collected 50,000 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 500 Blue Butterflies
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Reward: +5% Time Cubes from Blue Flowers
Collected 500 K Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 500 Rainbow Butterflies
Reward: +3 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Reward: +3 Minute Rainbow Butterfly Gold
Collected 500 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 7,500 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 75,000 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 750 K Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Collected 750 Time Cubes
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Reward: 1% Time Cube Drop
Defeated Horde in 1 Second
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Reward: +1 Second to Boss Timer
Defeated Zone 1,150
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 1,350
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 1,550
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 1,850
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 2,150
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 2,450
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 2,750
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 200
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 3,000
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 3,500
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 350
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 4,000
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 5,000
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 550
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 750
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Defeated Zone 950
Reward: 5% All DPS
Reward: 5% All DPS
Full Deck Collected
Reward: 5% Gold Find
Reward: 5% Gold Find
Half a Deck Collected
Reward: 5% Gold Find
Reward: 5% Gold Find
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They're having a ping pong tourney at work. Key rules:
- Win by 2
- Game to 11
- After it's 10-10, when someone falls behind, they have to serve
- House rule is you can't lose while it's your serve.
So, get to overtime and play forever. ✅
Ronald M. Clifford
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I just had a technical product owner - let me repeat for clarity, TECHNICAL - ask me what a boo1 is. 🤣
Ronald M. Clifford
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Today's shaping up to be pretty good. I give today a 10/10.
Ronald M. Clifford
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In California, truck license plates are 7 characters, all numbers except for one letter in either the second or the sixth position. Whenever that letter is an X, I get nerd snipped into treating it as a multiplication problem and solving it in my head.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Crap, we pulled an extra pack of gargoyles and wiped! Damn DPS.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Okay I've been warned to watch out for the lizard people... And the final boss is some horse named Blucifer...
Ronald M. Clifford
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Just landed in Denver and I can't get it out of my mind that this was a FFXIV cutscene for
THE ILLUMINATI HEADQUARTERS
DENVER, COLORADO
Yikes. I hope the tank's good.
brennen
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we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming
Ronald M. Clifford
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The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Is that... T-Pain?
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw::paw:
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Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:
Ronald M. Clifford
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:
"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"
Ronald M. Clifford
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Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."
Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"
🙃
Ronald M. Clifford
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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/true-value-bankruptcy
Ronald M. Clifford
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Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records. #tetris
Ronald M. Clifford
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me. #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask? #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask? #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
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I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!
Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at https://twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!
Ronald M. Clifford
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I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at https://twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and https://twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!
Ronald M. Clifford
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Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.
Ronald M. Clifford
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@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?
Ronald M. Clifford
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2131759212
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?
https://roncli.com/blogger/3949527510668683306/wtf-did-revival-productions-just-do
Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.
With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.
After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.
I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.
https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageImportantGoldfishHassaanChop-bRfUxo4q5SxEgJvI
Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A
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