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Risk of Rain 2
Time played: 38 days 18 hours 9 minutes
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Earned Achievements
...Maybe One More.
Duplicate the same item 7 times in a row with a 3D Printer.
Duplicate the same item 7 times in a row with a 3D Printer.
...To Be Left Alone
Stabilize the Cell in the Void Fields.
Stabilize the Cell in the Void Fields.
"Is This Bugged?"
Fail the Shrine of Chance 3 times in a row.
Fail the Shrine of Chance 3 times in a row.
[REDACTED]
Open the Timed Security Chest on Rallypoint Delta.
Open the Timed Security Chest on Rallypoint Delta.
「V??oid Fiend』: Mastery
As 「V??oid Fiend』, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As 「V??oid Fiend』, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Acrid: Bad Medicine
As Acrid, land the final blow on a Scavenger.
As Acrid, land the final blow on a Scavenger.
Acrid: Easy Prey
As Acrid, land the killing blow on 50 total enemies that have 1 hit point left.
As Acrid, land the killing blow on 50 total enemies that have 1 hit point left.
Acrid: Mastery
As Acrid, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Acrid, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Acrid: Pandemic
As Acrid, inflict Poison 1000 total times.
As Acrid, inflict Poison 1000 total times.
Advancement
Complete a Teleporter event.
Complete a Teleporter event.
Artificer: Chunked!
As Artificer, fully defeat the teleporter boss in a one-second burst of damage.
As Artificer, fully defeat the teleporter boss in a one-second burst of damage.
Artificer: Massacre
As Artificer, perform a multikill of 20 enemies.
As Artificer, perform a multikill of 20 enemies.
Artificer: Mastery
As Artificer, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Artificer, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Artificer: Orbital Bombardment
As Artificer, kill 15 enemies before touching the ground.
As Artificer, kill 15 enemies before touching the ground.
Ascendant
Defeat the Teleporter bosses after activating 2 Shrines of the Mountain.
Defeat the Teleporter bosses after activating 2 Shrines of the Mountain.
Automation Activation
Activate 6 turrets in a single run.
Activate 6 turrets in a single run.
Bandit: B&E
As Bandit, kill the final boss with 'Lights Out'.
As Bandit, kill the final boss with 'Lights Out'.
Bandit: Classic Man
As Bandit, successfully use 'Lights Out' to reset your cooldowns 15 times in a row.
As Bandit, successfully use 'Lights Out' to reset your cooldowns 15 times in a row.
Bandit: Mastery
As Bandit, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Bandit, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Bandit: Sadist
As Bandit, kill a monster with 20 stacks of Hemorrhage.
As Bandit, kill a monster with 20 stacks of Hemorrhage.
Blackout
Defeat the unique guardian of Gilded Coast without any beacons deactivating.
Defeat the unique guardian of Gilded Coast without any beacons deactivating.
Blockade Breaker
Kill 15 boss monsters in a single run.
Kill 15 boss monsters in a single run.
Bookworm
Collect 10 Monster or Environment Logs.
Collect 10 Monster or Environment Logs.
Captain: Mastery
As Captain, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Captain, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Captain: Smushed
As Captain, kill the final boss using a Supply Beacon
As Captain, kill the final boss using a Supply Beacon
Captain: Wanderlust
As Captain, visit 10 different environments in a single run.
As Captain, visit 10 different environments in a single run.
Captain: Worth Every Penny
As Captain, repair and recruit a TC-280 Prototype.
As Captain, repair and recruit a TC-280 Prototype.
Cleanup Duty
Destroy 20 flying rocks in Sky Meadow.
Destroy 20 flying rocks in Sky Meadow.
Commando: Godspeed
As Commando, fully charge the first-stage teleporter before the timer hits 5 minutes.
As Commando, fully charge the first-stage teleporter before the timer hits 5 minutes.
Commando: Incorruptible
As Commando, clear 20 stages in a single run without picking up any Lunar items.
As Commando, clear 20 stages in a single run without picking up any Lunar items.
Commando: Mastery
As Commando, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Commando, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Commando: Rolling Thunder
As Commando, land the killing blow on an Overloading Worm.
As Commando, land the killing blow on an Overloading Worm.
Cosmic Explorer
Discover and enter three unique portals.
Discover and enter three unique portals.
Cut Down
Defeat 500 elite monsters.
Defeat 500 elite monsters.
Death Do Us Part
Discover the hidden chamber in the Abandoned Aqueduct.
Discover the hidden chamber in the Abandoned Aqueduct.
Deicide
Defeat an Elite boss on Monsoon difficulty.
Defeat an Elite boss on Monsoon difficulty.
Deja Vu?
Loop back to the first stage.
Loop back to the first stage.
Dragged Below
Escape the Planetarium or complete wave 50 in Simulacrum.
Escape the Planetarium or complete wave 50 in Simulacrum.
Elite Slayer
Defeat an Elite-type monster.
Defeat an Elite-type monster.
Engineer: 100% Calculated
As Engineer, defeat the teleporter boss in less than 5 seconds after it spawns.
As Engineer, defeat the teleporter boss in less than 5 seconds after it spawns.
Engineer: Better With Friends
As Engineer, recruit 12 minions at one time.
As Engineer, recruit 12 minions at one time.
Engineer: Mastery
As Engineer, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Engineer, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Engineer: Zero Sum
As Engineer, finish charging the teleporter with zero monsters remaining on the stage.
As Engineer, finish charging the teleporter with zero monsters remaining on the stage.
Engineering Perfection
Complete 30 stages.
Complete 30 stages.
Experimenting
Pick up 5 different types of Equipment.
Pick up 5 different types of Equipment.
Flawless
Fully charge a Teleporter without getting hit.
Fully charge a Teleporter without getting hit.
Funded!
Collect $30,480 total gold.
Collect $30,480 total gold.
Glorious Battle
Charge the Teleporter with less than 10% health.
Charge the Teleporter with less than 10% health.
Going Fast Recommended
Reach +300% movespeed (includes sprinting).
Reach +300% movespeed (includes sprinting).
Guidance Offline
Defeat the unique guardian of Siren's Call.
Defeat the unique guardian of Siren's Call.
Her Concepts
Find the Altar to N'kuhana.
Find the Altar to N'kuhana.
Huntress: Finishing Touch
As Huntress, land a killing blow with every possible hit of a single glaive.
As Huntress, land a killing blow with every possible hit of a single glaive.
Huntress: Mastery
As Huntress, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Huntress, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Huntress: One Shot, One Kill
As Huntress, collect and carry 12 Crowbars at once.
As Huntress, collect and carry 12 Crowbars at once.
Huntress: Piercing Wind
As Huntress, start and finish either Rallypoint Delta or Scorched Acres without falling below 100% health.
As Huntress, start and finish either Rallypoint Delta or Scorched Acres without falling below 100% health.
I Love Dying!
Die 20 times.
Die 20 times.
Keyed Up
Defeat the Teleporter boss under 15 seconds.
Defeat the Teleporter boss under 15 seconds.
King of the Hill
Learning Process
Die 5 times.
Die 5 times.
Loader: Earthshatter
As Loader, land a Charged Gauntlet hit at 300mph or higher.
As Loader, land a Charged Gauntlet hit at 300mph or higher.
Loader: Mastery
As Loader, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Loader, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Loader: Swing By
As Loader, reach and proceed through the Celestial Portal in 25 minutes or less.
As Loader, reach and proceed through the Celestial Portal in 25 minutes or less.
Loader: The Thunderdome
As Loader, kill three other Loaders in the Bulwark's Ambry.
As Loader, kill three other Loaders in the Bulwark's Ambry.
Macho
Deal 5000 damage in one shot.
Deal 5000 damage in one shot.
Mechanic
Repair 30 drones or turrets.
Repair 30 drones or turrets.
Mercenary: Demon of the Skies
As Mercenary, don't touch the ground for 30 seconds.
As Mercenary, don't touch the ground for 30 seconds.
Mercenary: Ethereal
As Mercenary, complete a Prismatic Trial without falling below 100% health.
As Mercenary, complete a Prismatic Trial without falling below 100% health.
Mercenary: Flash of Blades
As Mercenary, use 20 abilities in 10 seconds.
As Mercenary, use 20 abilities in 10 seconds.
Mercenary: Mastery
As Mercenary, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Mercenary, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Moon Worshipper
Carry 5 Lunar items in a single run.
Carry 5 Lunar items in a single run.
MUL-T: Gotcha!
As MUL-T, land the killing blow on an Imp Overlord with the Preon Accumulator.
As MUL-T, land the killing blow on an Imp Overlord with the Preon Accumulator.
MUL-T: Mastery
As MUL-T, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As MUL-T, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
MUL-T: Pest Control
As MUL-T, defeat two Beetle Queens without leaving the teleporter zone.
As MUL-T, defeat two Beetle Queens without leaving the teleporter zone.
MUL-T: Seventh Day
As MUL-T, clear the Void Fields on Stage 7 or later.
As MUL-T, clear the Void Fields on Stage 7 or later.
Multikill!
Kill 15 enemies simultaneously.
Kill 15 enemies simultaneously.
Naturopath
Without healing, reach and complete the 3rd Teleporter event.
Without healing, reach and complete the 3rd Teleporter event.
Never Back Down
In 4 consecutive stages don’t leave the teleporter radius until it is fully charged.
In 4 consecutive stages don’t leave the teleporter radius until it is fully charged.
Newtist
Discover and activate 8 unique Newt Altars.
Discover and activate 8 unique Newt Altars.
One with the Woods
Fully upgrade a Shrine of the Woods.
Fully upgrade a Shrine of the Woods.
Order Up!
Pause.
Free the survivor suspended in time.
Free the survivor suspended in time.
Power Plant
Repair the broken robot with an Escape Pod's Fuel Array.
Repair the broken robot with an Escape Pod's Fuel Array.
Prismatically Aligned
Complete a Prismatic Trial.
Complete a Prismatic Trial.
Purified Freedom
Railgunner: Annihiliator
As Railgunner, deal 1,000,000 damage in one shot.
As Railgunner, deal 1,000,000 damage in one shot.
Railgunner: Marksman
As Railgunner, fire 30 consecutive sniper shots without missing a Weak Point.
As Railgunner, fire 30 consecutive sniper shots without missing a Weak Point.
Railgunner: Mastery
As Railgunner, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As Railgunner, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Railgunner: Trickshot
As Railgunner, get 3 kills with a single Supercharge shot while airborne.
As Railgunner, get 3 kills with a single Supercharge shot while airborne.
Rapidfire
Reach +200% attack speed.
Reach +200% attack speed.
REX: Bushwhacked
As REX, complete an entire teleporter event while under 50% health.
As REX, complete an entire teleporter event while under 50% health.
REX: Dunked
As REX, kill a Clay Dunestrider on Abandoned Aqueduct by throwing it into a pit.
As REX, kill a Clay Dunestrider on Abandoned Aqueduct by throwing it into a pit.
REX: Full of Life
As REX, heal for 1000 health at once.
As REX, heal for 1000 health at once.
REX: Mastery
As REX, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
As REX, beat the game or obliterate on Monsoon.
Slaughter
Defeat 3000 enemies.
Defeat 3000 enemies.
The Basics
Discover 10 unique white items.
Discover 10 unique white items.
The Calm
Beat the game on Monsoon difficulty.
Beat the game on Monsoon difficulty.
The Demons And The Crabs
Kill 20 Hermit Crabs by chasing them off the edge of the map.
Kill 20 Hermit Crabs by chasing them off the edge of the map.
The Lone Survivor
Stay alive for 30 consecutive minutes.
Stay alive for 30 consecutive minutes.
The Long Road
Complete 20 stages in a single run.
Complete 20 stages in a single run.
Trial of Chaos
Complete the Trial of Chaos.
Complete the Trial of Chaos.
Trial of Command
Complete the Trial of Command.
Complete the Trial of Command.
Trial of Death
Complete the Trial of Death.
Complete the Trial of Death.
Trial of Dissonance
Complete the Trial of Dissonance.
Complete the Trial of Dissonance.
Trial of Enigma
Complete the Trial of Enigma.
Complete the Trial of Enigma.
Trial of Evolution
Complete the Trial of Evolution.
Complete the Trial of Evolution.
Trial of Frailty
Complete the Trial of Frailty.
Complete the Trial of Frailty.
Trial of Glass
Complete the Trial of Glass.
Complete the Trial of Glass.
Trial of Honor
Complete the Trial of Honor.
Complete the Trial of Honor.
Trial of Kin
Complete the Trial of Kin.
Complete the Trial of Kin.
Trial of Metamorphosis
Complete the Trial of Metamorphosis.
Complete the Trial of Metamorphosis.
Trial of Sacrifice
Complete the Trial of Sacrifice.
Complete the Trial of Sacrifice.
Trial of Soul
Complete the Trial of Soul.
Complete the Trial of Soul.
Trial of Spite
Complete the Trial of Spite.
Complete the Trial of Spite.
Trial of Swarms
Complete the Trial of Swarms.
Complete the Trial of Swarms.
Trial of Vengeance
Complete the Trial of Vengeance.
Complete the Trial of Vengeance.
True Respite
Obliterate yourself at the Obelisk..
Obliterate yourself at the Obelisk..
Verified
Complete the first Teleporter event 5 times.
Complete the first Teleporter event 5 times.
Warm For Life
Die three times while burning.
Die three times while burning.
Warmonger
Complete 3 Combat Shrines in a single stage.
Complete 3 Combat Shrines in a single stage.
Warrior
Reach and complete the 3rd Teleporter event without dying.
Reach and complete the 3rd Teleporter event without dying.
Washed Away
Beat the game.
Beat the game.
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