Saints Row: The Third

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Earned Achievements

Dead Presidents
Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
The Welcome Wagon
Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.

Unearned Achievements

A Better Person
Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
And Boom Goes the Dynamite
Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
B.A.M.F.
Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.
Bo-Duke-En
Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Bright Lights, Big City
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.
Bromance in the Row
Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
C-List Celebrity
Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Cooked To Perfection
Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Cowboy Up
Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Crew of Two
Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.
Do a Barrel Roll!
Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
Double Dose of Pimping
Complete all instances of Snatch.
Everything is Permitted
Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.
Eye of the Bee-Holder
Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Feeding Time
Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).
Fence Killa 2011
Complete all instances of Mayhem.
First Contact
Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Flame On
Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Flash the Pan
Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.
Gangstas... In Space!
Complete Act 3 in another way.
Gellin' Like Magellan
Explore every hood in Steelport.
Gender Equality
Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
Genki Bowl Champ
Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.
Get Off My Back
Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Getting the Goods
Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Go Into the Light
Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Gotta Break Em In
Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Hack the Planet
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
Hanging With Mr. Pierce
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.
Haters Gonna Hate
Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Have A Reality Climax
Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Hi-Jack It
Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.
I Do My Own Stunts
Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
I Heart Nyte Blayde
Complete 'STAG Party'.
Jumped In
Create and share a character online.
kill-deckers.exe
Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Kuh, Boom.
Complete Act 1 in another way.
Life of the Party
Find 100% of all Collectibles.
Lights! Camera! Action!
Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.
Love/Hate Relationship
Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.
Mourning Stars
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
Murder in the Jungle
Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
Murderbrawl 31
Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
My Pet, Monster
Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".
Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains
Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Opulence, You Has It
Complete 'Party Time'.
Ouch.
Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Ow My Balls!
Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
Partners in Crime
Beat all Missions in Co-op.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Pimped Out Pad
Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Porkchop Sandwiches
Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
Public Enemy #1
Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Revenge of the Navigator
Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Send in the Clones
Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Shake and Bake
Complete your first Challenge.
Stay Classy Steelport
Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.
Stick the Landing
Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Sting Operation
Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Storm the Yarn
Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
Supaa-Excellent!
Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
Tank You Very Much
Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
The American Dream
Customize 10 vehicles.
The Johnnyguard
Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
Third and 30
Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Titanic Effort
Complete Act 2.
Too Close to the Son
Complete Act 3 in one way.
Tour de Farce
Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Tower Defense
Complete Act 1 in one way.
Tune In, Drop Off
Complete all instances of Trafficking.
Union Buster
Kill 15 cameramen.
Warrior Princess
Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
We're Takin' Over
Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Weird Science
Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Who Loves Ya Baby
Kill 50 brutes.
Xenaphobe
Kill Space Brutina.
You're My Hero!
Complete ALL Challenges.
You're the Best...
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.
Your Backseat Smells Funny
Complete all instances of Escort.
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brennen
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we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
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The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.

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It's my swan song!

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Is that... T-Pain?

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. 🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:

"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I told you, son!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."

Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"

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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/tr

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...

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Ronald M. Clifford
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You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. ♥️

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. 🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Public restrooms are funny.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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The golden state, more like the blackened state. 🔥

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. 🌯 :)

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@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A

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“BART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. 🙃

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@arborelia Bag-les.

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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

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martin
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli 🏆 🎉
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo

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