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A New Challenger
Unlock Ranked
Battle Thirsty
Play over 300 matches
Beta Player
Reach level 30 during the Paladins Beta.
Big Spender
Spend over 100,000 Credits in the item store over all your matches
Boom Headshot
Land 5 headshots in a row without missing.
Bounty Hunter
Kill an enemy player who is on a 15 killstreak or higher.
Bronze Friends Forever
Play 5 hours with a player from your friends list in your party.
Bullet Sponge
Shield over 100,000 damage in a match
Champion Mastery I
1 Champion at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery II
2 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery III
3 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery IV
4 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery IX
9 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery V
5 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery VI
6 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery VII
7 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery VIII
8 Champions at Mastery 5.
Champion Mastery X
10 Champions at Mastery 5.
Citizen of the Realm
Get a daily reward 7 days in a row
Counter-Air Defense
Kill a player in the air who is over 100 units above the ground.
Double Kills Bronze
10 Double Kills.
Double Kills Diamond
400 Double Kills.
Double Kills Gold
100 Double Kills
Double Kills Platinum
200 Double Kills.
Double Kills Silver
50 Double Kills.
Friends Forever Diamond
Play 250 hours with a player from your friends list in your party.
Friends Forever Gold
Play 25 hours with a player from your friends list in your party.
Friends Forever Platinum
Play 100 hours with a player from your friends list in your party.
From The Grave
Kill an enemy champion after they had already killed you.
Give 110 Percent
Get a killing blow after the round has ended.
Gone Spelunking
Die to an environmental hazard.
Hard Carry
Kill more than 20 enemy champions in a single match.
I Like Big Numbers
Deal more than 100,000 damage during a match.
Last One Standing
Be the only player alive in a match.
Master Collector
Unlock 100 Cards.
Millionaire
Earn over 1,000,000 Gold over your play history
Not Like This
Kill an enemy player while you are at or below 50 Health.
Pinnacle
Reach Master in Ranked
Questions Later
Deal damage to every enemy champion in a match before any of them damage you.
Send Off
Kill a player with an environmental hazard.
Silver Friends Forever
Play 10 hours with a player from your friends list in your party.
Sniper
Kill an enemy player from over 300 units away.
Surgeon General
Heal over 100,000 health in a match
Survivor
Survive more than 50 battles with less than 10% health.
Teamed Up Bronze
Play a match while in a party.
Teamed Up Diamond
Play 100 matches while in a party.
Teamed Up Gold
Play 20 matches while in a party.
Teamed Up Platinum
Play 50 matches while in a party.
Teamed Up Silver
Play 10 matches while in a party.
The Dedicated
Have over 30 different champions at mastery level 15 or higher
The Insane
Have over 30 different champions at mastery level 20 or higher
This is My Style
Build your own custom loadout
To the Victor go the Spoils
Earn over 500,000 Gold over your play history
Unstoppable
Reach a 20 kill streak in a match
Untouched
Win a match where the enemy team scored no points.
Variety is the Spice of Life
Have over 30 different champions at mastery level 10 or higher
Well Trained
Complete the Paladins Tutorial.
Witness to History
Have a Paladins account over 1 year old
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brennen
@brennen @federation.p1k3.com

we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

It's my swan song!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Is that... T-Pain?

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.

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CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad @infosec.exchange

Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:

"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I told you, son!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."

Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"

๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/tr

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. โ™ฅ๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Public restrooms are funny.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

The golden state, more like the blackened state. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. ๐ŸŒฏ :)

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?

roncli.com/blogger/39495275106

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

โ€œBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

โฌœ๏ธ EXCITED ------
โ–ช๏ธ
โ–ช๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

roncli.com/blogger/37031578090

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martin
@luftlesen @mstdn.jp

Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ‰
twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo

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