Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball

Time played: 24 minutes
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Rampage
KO three enemies in 10 seconds

Unearned Achievements

Ah, Nuts
KO an On Fire enemy with a Flying Squirrel
Air Ball
Catch an enemy ball that has been mid-air >= 4 seconds
Anti-Air
Catch a helicopter shot
Around The World
Score one of every special KO type
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Badge Rank 10
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Badge Rank 9
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Bank Shot
Score 10 ricochet hoops
Beast Mode
Be the last team member alive in Elimination match vs 4+ live enemies and win
BirdCubed
Perform three Duck Hunt KOs in a single life
Burnination
KO 100 opponents while On Fire
Catch Me If You Can
Be the Team Grand Prix Race winning player 10 times
Chariots on Fire
Become On Fire while you are the Grand Prix race leader
Clutch Shot
Get the winning score in Team Hoops 10 times
Combo King
Score 50 Combo KOs
Cube Capture Victor
Win 10 matches of Team Capture The Cube
Cube Capturer
Capture the enemy cube 100 times
Cube Defender
Return your team's cube 25 times
D-Fence
KO the Hoops Ball carrier 250 times
Danger Zone
Perform three Top Gun KOs in a single life
Death From Above
Get 250 Dunk KOs
Deathmatch Closer
Get the winning KO in Team Deathmatch 10 times
Dunk Tank
KO an On Fire enemy with a Dunk
Elimination Closer
Get the winning KO in Team Elimination 10 times
Extinguisher
KO 25 opponents that are On Fire
Extreme Distance
KO an enemy with a ball thrown 75 meters or more
FFA Deathmatch Victor
Win 10 matches of FFA Deathmatch
FFA Elimination Victor
Win 5 matches of FFA Elimination
FFA Grand Prix Victor
Win 5 matches of FFA Grand Prix
FFA Hoops Victor
Win 5 matches of FFA Hoops
FFA Score Battle Victor
Win 10 matches of FFA Score Battle
FFA Super Ball Victor
Win 5 matches of FFA Super Ball
Godlike
Perform a Godlike KO
Godlike Finish
Win a match with a Godlike KO
Golden Glove
Catch 250 enemy dodgeballs
Helicopter Finish
Win a match with a Helicopter KO
Hoop Assists
Get 10 Hoop Score Assists
Hoops MVP
Score the most hoops and most KOs in a round of Team Hoops
Horde Solo 1K
Score 1000 points in Horde Mode (solo)
Horde Solo 5K
Score 5000 points in Horde Mode (solo)
Horde Veteran
KO 1000 bots in Horde Mode
KO Assists
Get 25 KO Assists
Long Distance Douse
KO an On Fire enemy with a Long Distance shot
Make It Rain
KO an On Fire enemy with a Helicopter
Multi Multi
Get 100 Multi-KOs
Not So Fast
KO the Grand Prix Race leader 25 times
On Fire
Get a 5 KO streak
Oven Mitts
Catch a ball thrown by an On Fire enemy
Overkill
KO a player, then catch the ball they threw
President of the Galaxy
Beat Arcade mode
Real Ultimate Power
Get 100 ninja hits
Redonkulous
Get an 8 KO streak
Score Battle Closer
Get the winning KO in Team Score Battle 10 times
Sniper
Get 250 Long Distance KOs
Stayin' Alive
Be alive at the end of a Team Elimination match 25 times
Super Ball Closer
Get the winning score in Team Super Ball 10 times
Super Buzzkill
KO the Super Ball carrier 250 times
Super Saver
KO the Super Ball carrier with 3 or fewer seconds left, then win match
Team Deathmatch Victor
Win 25 matches of Team Deathmatch
Team Elimination Victor
Win 25 matches of Team Elimination
Team Grand Prix Victor
Win 10 matches of Team Grand Prix
Team Hoops Victor
Win 10 matches of Team Hoops
Team Score Battle Victor
Win 25 matches of Team Score Battle
Team Super Ball Victor
Win 10 matches of Team Super Ball
There Can Be Only One
KO an On Fire player while you are On Fire
This Squirrel Is On Fire
Become On Fire with a Flying Squirrel KO
Ultimate Sacrifice
Get the winning score (any mode) after being KO'd
Victory Denied
Catch what would have been the winning Deathmatch KO
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brennen
@brennen @federation.p1k3.com

we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

It's my swan song!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Is that... T-Pain?

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.

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CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad @infosec.exchange

Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:

"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I told you, son!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."

Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"

๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/tr

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. โ™ฅ๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Public restrooms are funny.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

The golden state, more like the blackened state. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. ๐ŸŒฏ :)

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?

roncli.com/blogger/39495275106

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A

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Ronald M. Clifford
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โ€œBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

โฌœ๏ธ EXCITED ------
โ–ช๏ธ
โ–ช๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

roncli.com/blogger/37031578090

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martin
@luftlesen @mstdn.jp

Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ‰
twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo

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