Rocket League

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Earned Achievements

All Fours
Win a 4v4 game
An Inch and 6.2 Miles
Drive 10 km with the Vortex, Cristiano, or Spinner Wheels
Barras Bravas
Play an Online game with someone in your Party
Brave the Elements
Complete a match on wasted land, under the sea, and in outer space
Break Shot
Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball
Car Collector
Collect 5 cars
Champion
Win the Season Championship
Clean Sheet
Win a game without giving up a single Goal
Double Up
Win a 2v2 game
Drill Sergeant
Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)
Drops in the Bucket
Collect 50 Items
Far, Far Away...
Drive a total of 50 km
Feather in Your Recap
Watch a save file in Replay mode
First-Timer
Score your first Goal
Friendly
Play an Exhibition match
GG
Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime
Gladiator
Play a game on Utopia Coliseum
Grease Monkey
Customize the Decal, Topper, Rocket Boost and Wheel on a car
Helen's Pride
Score 6 Goals in a single game
Infinite Power!
Activate every power-up in Rumble mode
Know the Drill
Complete a Practice Drill
Minute to Win it
With only 60 seconds left, Win a game in which you were tied or trailing
Perfect Start
Win your first game of the Season
Pick-Me Up
Collect 5 Items
Pitch Veteran
Play a total of 20 games across any game mode
Psycho-Master Exploder
Demolish 3 opposing bots in Wasteland
Rider's Block
Make 20 Saves
Rocketeer
Complete the regular Season
SARPBC Forever
Play one game each with Octane and Backfire
Singles Club
Win a 1v1 game
Sky High
Score an Aerial Goal
Speed Demon
Completely fill and then empty your Rocket Boost 10 times in a single match
Still A Show-Off
Score a goal while reversing
Stocked
Collect 150 Items
Super Victorious
Win a total of 30 games across any game mode
Team Player
Play against every team in a Season
The Streak
Win 10 games in a row across any mode
Throwback
Use the Standard or Accelerato Boost with Octane or Backfire while playing in Urban Central
Tinkerer
Customize one slot on a car
Trade Secret
Trade In five items of the same quality to receive an item of the next-highest quality
Traveler
Play a game in six different Arenas
Trifecta
Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game
Triple Threat
Win a 3v3 game
Turbocharger
Use your Rocket Boost for a total of 5 minutes
Virtuoso
Unlock All Original Achievements
Wall-Crawler
Drive on the dome walls for a total of 5 minutes
Winner
Win a total of 5 games across any mode

Unearned Achievements

Best of the Bunch
Earn the MVP award in any Online Tournament match
Buckminster x10
Damage a total of 320 panels in Dropshot
Budding Artist
Collect a Painted Item
Buzzer Beater
With 30 seconds left, win a game of Hoops in which you were tied or trailing
Certifiable
Earn Veteran status for your Certified Item
Coming On Strong
Score or Assist a combined 30 goals or assists in Casual or Competitive Online matches
Damage Control
Win a Dropshot match via shutout
Don't Look Back
Use the Thermal, Burnout, or Nitrous Rocket Boost for a total of 10 minutes
Drift King
Perform a 180 powerslide with Dominus or Takumi
Family, Not Friends
Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi
Fast Break
Score at least 2 Dunks in the first minute of a Hoops game
Full Course
Score a total of 18 Goals in Dropshot
Get Up, Mr. Bubbles!
Score an Aerial goal while playing in AquaDome
Good Times
Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game
Heartbreaker
Win a game against All-Star Bots with a Decal equipped
Hot Shot, Part Two
Win the MVP award using Backfire, Scarab, or Zippy
Icing the Cake
In Snow Day, score a goal from your own side of the ice
Join the Club!
Create or Join a Rocket League Club
Left Wing, Right Wing
Win a Snow Day match with both the Blue and Orange teams
Mad Scientist
Play a complete match in 3 different Rocket Labs Arenas
Metaverse
Equip the Ion Rocket Boost or the Halo Topper and win a match on Starbase ARC
My World is Fire
Equip the Flamethrower Boost and win a 4v4 Online match
Natural Progression
Win an Online Match with Backfire, Scarab, or Zippy
New Challenger
Join and complete an Online Tournament match
New Profile Who This?
Change your Player Banner, Avatar Border, and Player Title
One Better
Increase the level of a Certified Item
People Person
Play and complete 10 Online matches with one or more Clubmates
Rank Up
Complete all placement matches in any Competitive Playlist
Registered Voter
Head to 'Arena Preferences' and use all of your votes
Ride or Die
Equip Dominus or Takumi with any Decal, then win a game
Rocket Repleter
Make 535 Shots on Goal
Ruthless
Make 50 total Shots on Goal using Merc, Grog, or Ripper
Savage
With Ripper, Score 10 Goals against Pro-level Bots or higher
Sea Turtle
Head to AquaDome and score a goal while flipped on your back
Spectacular
With Merc or Grog, Score 10 Goals against Pro-Level Bots or higher
Squad Goals
Score a Goal while in a Club Match (Online Matchmaking only)
Stopped Cold
In Rumble, freeze an opponent's shot before it can score
Storm Trooper
Equip a Deluxe Item and complete a game in an Arena with turbulent weather
Survival of the Fittest
Equip a Topper and win an Unfair Bot Match
Together is Better
Play and complete an Online match with one or more Clubmates
Winning is Winning
Win a Season Championship using Dominus in every game
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brennen
@brennen @federation.p1k3.com

we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

It's my swan song!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Is that... T-Pain?

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.

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CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad @infosec.exchange

Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:

"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I told you, son!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."

Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"

๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/tr

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. โ™ฅ๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Public restrooms are funny.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

The golden state, more like the blackened state. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. ๐ŸŒฏ :)

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?

roncli.com/blogger/39495275106

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

โ€œBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

โฌœ๏ธ EXCITED ------
โ–ช๏ธ
โ–ช๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

roncli.com/blogger/37031578090

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martin
@luftlesen @mstdn.jp

Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ‰
twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo

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