Vampire Survivors

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Earned Achievements

108 Bocce
Survive 15 minutes with McCoy-Oni.
Abyss Foscari
With Keitha, break the Seal of the Lake.
Arca
Get Fire Wand to Level 4.
Ars Gouda
Find the Ars Gouda.
Babi-Onna
Evolve the Summon Night.
Banish 1
Fill 60 entries in the Collection.
Banish 2
Fill 70 entries in the Collection.
Banish 3
Fill 80 entries in the Collection.
Banish 4
Fill 90 entries in the Collection.
Banish 5
Fill 100 entries in the Collection.
Bianca Ramba
Defeat a total of 3000 Milk Elementals.
Bloody Tear
Evolve the Whip.
Boo Roo Boolle
Evolve the Mille Bolle Blu.
Boss Rash
Unlock Hyper mode for all 5 normal stages.
Bracelet
Survive 30 minutes with either Gallo or Divano.
Bracer
Get King Bible to Level 4.
Candelabrador
Get Santa Water to Level 4.
Candybox
Discover every standard evolution and union.
Cappella Magna
Reach Level 80 in the Gallo Tower.
Christine
Get Pentagram to Level 7.
Clock Lancet
Find an Orologion.
Clover
Find a Little Clover.
Coffin: Cappella Magna
Find and open the coffin in the Cappella Magna.
Coffin: Dairy Plant
Find and open the coffin in the Dairy Plant.
Coffin: Gallo Tower
Find and open the coffin in the Gallo Tower.
Coffin: Inlaid Library
Find and open the coffin in the Inlaid Library.
Coffin: Mad Forest
Find and open the coffin in the Mad Forest.
Cross
Find a Rosary.
Crown
Reach Level 10.
Dairy Plant
Reach Level 40 in the Inlaid Library.
Death Spiral
Evolve the Axe.
Dommario
Earn 5000 coins in a single run.
Duplicator
Get Magic Wand to Level 7.
Ebony Wings
Get Peachone to Level 7.
Eight The Sparrow
Survive 15 minutes with Pugnala.
Eleanor Uziron
Find and open the coffin in Lake Foscari.
Empty Tome
Hold 6 different weapons at once.
Eskizzibur
Survive 15 minutes with Maruto Cuts.
EXTRA: Antidote
Find the Antidote in Whiteout.
EXTRA: Apoplexy
Find the Apoplexy at minute 09:00 in Bat Country.
EXTRA: Astral Stair
Reach Level 80 in Inverse Inlaid Library.
EXTRA: Astral Stair Map
Find the Astral Stair Map.
EXTRA: Bat Country
Reach Level 80 in Inverse Mad Forest.
EXTRA: Celestial Voulge
Evolve the Glass Fandango.
EXTRA: Chaos Altemanna
Find the Chaos Altemanna in Tiny Bridge.
EXTRA: Chaos Malachite
Find the Chaos Malachite at minute 18:00 in Bat Country.
EXTRA: Chaos Rosalia
Find the Chaos Rosalia in Astral Stair.
EXTRA: Glass Fandango
Get Glass Fandango to Level 7.
EXTRA: Seal I
Banish 10 or more weapons in a single run.
EXTRA: Seal II
Banish 20 or more weapons in a single run.
EXTRA: She-Moon Eeta
Survive 20 minutes in Whiteout.
EXTRA: Tiny Bridge
Reach Level 80 in Inverse Gallo Tower.
EXTRA: Trisection
Find the Trisection in Astral Stair.
EXTRA: Whiteout
Find 20 Orologions.
Fire Wand
Destroy 20 light sources.
Flash Arrow
Survive 15 minutes with Keitha Muort.
Forbidden Scrolls
Find the Forbidden Scrolls of Morbane.
Four Seasons
Survive 15 minutes with Menya Moonspell.
Fuwalafuwaloo
Unite Vento Sacro and Bloody Tear.
Gallo Tower
Reach Level 60 in the Dairy Plant.
Game Killer
Defeat the final enemy in the Cappella Magna.
Garlic
Find 5 Floor Chickens.
Gatti Amari
Survive 15 minutes with Giovanna.
Gav'Et-Oni
Defeat 6000 Kappa.
Genevieve Gruyère
With Eleanor, break the Seal of the Banished.
Glass Vizard
Find and buy the Glass Vizard.
Gorgeous Moon
Evolve the Pentagram.
Gracia's Mirror
Obtain Gracia's Mirror.
Great Gospel
Find the Great Gospel.
Greatest Jubilee
See the final fireworks.
Green Acres
Unlock Hyper mode for 2 normal stages.
Grim Grimoire
Find the Grim Grimoire.
Happy Birthday
Defeat a total of 6000 Sammies.
Heaven Sword
Evolve the Cross.
Hellfire
Evolve the Fire Wand.
Hollow Heart
Survive 1 minute with any character.
Holy Wand
Evolve the Magic Wand.
Hyper Abyss Foscari
Defeat Je-Ne-Viv in Abyss Foscari.
Hyper Cappella Magna
Defeat the Trinacria in the Cappella Magna.
Hyper Dairy Plant
Defeat the Sword Guardian in the Dairy Plant.
Hyper Gallo Tower
Defeat the Giant Enemy Crab in Gallo Tower.
Hyper Inlaid Library
Defeat the Hag in the Inlaid Library.
Hyper Lake Foscari
Defeat the Avatar of Gaea in Lake Foscari.
Hyper Mad Forest
Defeat the giant Blue Venus in the Mad Forest.
Hyper Mt.Moonspell
Defeat the Orochimario in Mt.Moonspell.
I - Gemini
Reach Level 50 with Pugnala.
II - Twilight Requiem
Reach Level 50 with Dommario.
III - Tragic Princess
Reach Level 50 with Porta.
Il Molise
Unlock Hyper mode for any normal stage.
Inlaid Library
Reach Level 20 in the Mad Forest.
IV - Awake
Reach Level 50 with Krochi.
IX - Divine Bloodline
Reach Level 50 with Suor Clerici.
Je-Ne-Viv
Defeat 100000 enemies in a single run with Genevieve Gruyère.
Keitha Muort
Evolve the Eskizzibur.
Krochi
Defeat a total of 100000 enemies.
La Borra
Evolve the Santa Water.
Lake Foscari Map
Find the Lake Foscari Map.
Lama
Survive 20 minutes with at least +10% Curse.
Lightning Ring
Defeat a total of 5000 enemies.
Luminaire
Evolve the Prismatic Missile.
Luminaire Foscari
With Maruto, break the Seal of the Abyss.
Magic Banger
Find the Magic Banger.
Magnet
Find a Vacuum.
Mannajja
Evolve the Song Of Mana.
Maruto Cuts
Unite SpellString, SpellStream, and SpellStrike.
McCoy-Oni
Evolve the Mirage Robe.
Megalo Menya
Defeat 100000 enemies in a single run with Menya Moonspell.
Megalo Syuuto
Defeat 100000 enemies in a single run with Syuuto Moonspell.
Menya
Evolve the Silver Wind.
Miang
Find and open the coffin in Mt.Moonspell.
Milky Way Map
Find the Milky Way Map.
Millionaire
Evolve the Flash Arrow.
Mindbender
Fill 50 entries in the Collection.
Mirage Robe
Survive 15 minutes with Babi-Onna.
Moongolow
Unlock Hyper mode for 4 normal stages.
Mortaccio
Defeat a total of 3000 Skeletons.
Mt.Moonspell Map
Find the Mt.Moonspell Map.
Muramasa
Evolve the Night Sword.
Night Sword
Find a Night Sword.
NO FUTURE
Evolve the Runetracer.
O'Sole Meeo
Defeat a total of 3000 Dragon Shrimps.
Omni
Get Torrona's Box to Level 9.
Ophion
Evolve the Shadow Servant.
Peachone
Survive 10 minutes with any character.
Pentagram
Survive 20 minutes with any character.
Phiera Der Tuphello
Survive 10 minutes with Pugnala.
Phieraggi
Evolve and unite Phiera Der Tuphello and Eight The Sparrow.
Poe Ratcho
Get Garlic to Level 7.
Porta
Get Lightning Ring to Level 4.
Prismatic Missile
Survive 15 minutes with Luminaire Foscari.
Pummarola
Survive 5 minutes with Gennaro.
Queen Sigma
Complete the Collection 1.0.
Randomazzo
Find the Randomazzo.
Reroll 1
Reach Level 80 with Mortaccio.
Reroll 2
Reach Level 80 with Yatta Cavallo.
Reroll 3
Reach Level 80 with Bianca Ramba.
Reroll 4
Reach Level 80 with O'Sole Meeo.
Reroll 5
Reach Level 80 with Sir Ambrojoe.
Rottin'Ghoul
Defeat a total of 6000 Rotting Ghouls.
Runetracer
Survive 5 minutes with Pasqualina.
Seeker of the Crimson Shroud
Obtain the Crimson Shroud.
Seeker of the Infinite Corridor
Obtain the Infinite Corridor.
Seventh Trumpet
Obtain the Seventh Trumpet.
Shadow Pinion
Survive 15 minutes with Concetta.
Shadow Servant
Survive 15 minutes with Genevieve Gruyère.
Silver Wind
Survive 15 minutes with Miang Moonspell.
Sir Ambrojoe
Defeat a total of 6000 Stage Killers.
Skip 1
Survive 15 minutes in Molise.
Skip 2
Survive 30 minutes in Green Acres.
Skip 3
Survive 30 minutes in The Bone Zone.
Skip 4
Survive 15 minutes in Moongolow.
Skip 5
Survive 15 minutes in Boss Rash.
Skull O'Maniac
Survive 30 minutes with Lama.
Song of Mana
Survive 15 minutes with Poppea.
Sorceress' Tears
Find the Sorceress' Tears.
Soul Eater
Evolve the Garlic.
Spellbinder
Get Runetracer to Level 7.
SpellStream
Get SpellStream to Level 6.
SpellStrike
Get SpellStrike to Level 6.
SpellString
Survive 15 minutes with Eleanor Uziron.
Stone Mask
Find a Stone Mask.
Summon Night
Survive 15 minutes with Syuuto Moonspell.
Suor Clerici
Recover a total of 1000 HP.
Syuuto
Evolve the Four Seasons.
The Bone Zone
Unlock Hyper mode for 3 normal stages.
The Eudaimonia Machine
Obtain all standard relics from all stages.
Thousand Edge
Evolve the Knife.
Thunder Loop
Evolve the Lightning Ring.
Tiragisú
Survive 20 minutes with Krochi.
Torrona's Box
Hold 6 different weapon evolutions at once.
Tri-Bracelet
Evolve the Bracelet and then the Bi-Bracelet.
Unholy Vespers
Evolve the King Bible.
V - Chaos in the Dark Night
Reach Level 50 with Giovanna.
Valkyrie Turner
Evolve the Shadow Pinion.
Vandalier
Unite Ebony Wings and Peachone.
Vento Sacro
Survive 15 minutes with Zi'Assunta.
VI - Sarabande of Healing
Find the Randomazzo.
Vicious Hunger
Evolve the Gatti Amari.
Victory Sword
Defeat 100000 enemies in a single run with Queen Sigma.
VII - Iron Blue Will
Reach Level 50 with Gennaro.
VIII - Mad Groove
Reach minute 31 in the Mad Forest.
Wings
Reach Level 5.
X - Beginning
Reach Level 50 with Antonio.
XI - Waltz of Pearls
Reach Level 50 with Imelda.
XII - Out of Bounds
Reach minute 31 in the Gallo Tower.
XIII - Wicked Season
Reach Level 50 with Christine.
XIV - Jail of Crystal
Reach Level 50 with Pasqualina.
XIX - Heart of Fire
Reach Level 50 with Arca.
XV - Disco of Gold
Reach minute 31 in the Inlaid Library.
XVI - Slash
Reach Level 50 with Lama.
XVII - Lost and Found Painting
Reach Level 50 with Poppea.
XVIII - Boogaloo of Illusions
Reach Level 50 with Concetta.
XX - Silent Old Sanctuary
Reach minute 31 in the Dairy Plant.
XXI - Blood Astronomia
Reach Level 50 with Poe.
Yatta Cavallo
Defeat a total of 3000 Lion Heads.
Yellow Sign
Find the Yellow Sign.

Unearned Achievements

EXTRA: A Garlic Paradise
Complete once the adventure A Garlic Paradise.
EXTRA: Adventures
Obtain the Atlas Gate in Boss Rash.
EXTRA: Arma Dio
Find an Arma Dio.
EXTRA: Bat Robbert
Evolve the Pako Battiliar.
EXTRA: Brave Story
Find the Brave Story at minute 18 in Space 54.
EXTRA: Carlo Cart
Deal a total of 25120 damage with the Laborratory Train.
EXTRA: Darkasso
Be embraced by the Darkasso.
EXTRA: Evolve the Phas3r.
Evolve the Phas3r.
EXTRA: Game Speed Modifier
Find the Roast chicken with a clock in the middle at the end of The Coop.
EXTRA: Gaze of Gaea
Defeat 0 enemies in The Coop.
EXTRA: Gazebo
Evolve the Gaze of Gaea.
EXTRA: Hyper The Coop
Find 500 Floor Chickens.
EXTRA: I - Sapphire Mist
Reach a Cooldown bonus of -85% with Space Dude.
EXTRA: III - Hidden Anathema
Eat as much as possible with Gazebo.
EXTRA: Laborratory
Find 33 Rosaries.
EXTRA: Pako Battiliar
Defeat a total of 161616 bats.
EXTRA: Parm Aegis
Find a Parm Aegis in The Coop.
EXTRA: Phas3r
Get Phas3r to level 7.
EXTRA: Room 1665
Dare to cast the spell
EXTRA: Santa Javelin
Get Santa Javelin to level 7.
EXTRA: Santa Ladonna
Survive 20 minutes in Laborratory.
EXTRA: Seal All
Banish 80 or more weapons in a single run.
EXTRA: Seal III
Banish 40 or more weapons in a single run.
EXTRA: Seraphic Cry
Evolve the Santa Javelin.
EXTRA: Space 54
Find 5 Golden Fingers.
EXTRA: Space Dude
Survive 20 minutes in Space 54.
EXTRA: To End An Ice Age
Complete once the adventure To End An Ice Age.
EXTRA: VI - Moonlight Bolero
Be embraced by the Darkasso.
EXTRA: World of Light and Dark
Complete once the adventure World of Light and Dark.
EXTRA: X - Hail from the Future
Trigger a Weird Souls Purifier with Santa Ladonna.
EXTRA: XII - Crystal Cries
Trigger a Starry Heavens with She-Moon Eeta.
EXTRA: XXI - Wandering the Jet Black
Reach 665 Max Health with Bat Robbert.
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brennen
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we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
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The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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It's my swan song!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Is that... T-Pain?

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. 🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:

"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I told you, son!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."

Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"

🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/tr

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...

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Ronald M. Clifford
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You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. ♥️

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. 🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Public restrooms are funny.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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The golden state, more like the blackened state. 🔥

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. 🌯 :)

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A

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“BART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. 🙃

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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

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@arborelia Bag-les.

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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

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martin
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli 🏆 🎉
twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr

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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo

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