Unreal Tournament 3: Black Edition

Time played: 20 hours 15 minutes
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Earned Achievements

Delivering the Hurt
Have over 20 minutes of "UDamage Time".
Does Not Compute
Complete Chapter 3.
Hat Trick
Achieve a Hat Trick in 10 CTF or VCTF matches.
Have a Nice Day
Get the "Rocket Scientist" award in 10 matches and "Flak Master" award in 10 matches.
I'm Not on a Holy War
Defeat Akasha and complete the campaign.
Killjoy
End sprees in 20 matches.
Lock and Load
Complete Chapter 1.
Not in Kansas Anymore
Complete Chapter 4.
Serial Killer
Get the "Killing Spree" award in 20 matches.
Skull Collector
Score 500 skulls in Greed.
Soldier's Blood
Complete Chapter 2.

Unearned Achievements

Ace
Get the "Top Gun" award in 20 matches.
Arachnophobia
Kill 10 people with spidermines in deathmatch.
Armadillo
Get the "Roadkill" award in 10 matches.
Around the World
Win a multiplayer match on every map.
Avenger
20 successful retributions against a betrayer.
Bag of Bolts
Complete Chapter 3 in Insane.
Bag of Bones
Deliver 50 skulls in one score in Greed against adept or higher skilled bots.
Behemoth
Become a Behemoth 10 times.
Being a Hero
Return 100 Orbs in Warfare matches.
Big Game Hunter
Get the "Big Game Hunter" award in 10 matches.
Brain Surgeon
Get the "Head Hunter" award in 10 matches.
Can't Be Trusted
Grab 200 points worth of betrayal pots.
Connect the Dots
Complete 100 Warfare matches played to at least 3 points.
Deathwish
Get "Bullseye" (self-destruct to destroy an enemy) award in 20 matches.
Don't Taze Me Bro!
Get the "Combo King" award in 10 matches.
Eradication
Get 100 kills with the Eradicator.
Fear the Reaper
Defeat Akasha and complete the campaign in Insane.
Flag Waver
Completed 100 CTF matches played to at least 3 captures.
Get a Life
Get 200 kills in multiplayer on 50 different days.
Goo God
Get the "Biohazard" award in 10 matches.
Got Your Back
Complete 10 missions in co-op.
Hammerhead
Get the "JackHammer" award in 10 matches.
I Need Some Backup
Complete 1 mission in co-op.
I See How It Is
Complete an Instant Action match in every game mode.
Jack of All Trades
Kill an enemy with every vehicle (except hoverboard).
Just Business
Complete Chapter 2 in Insane.
Let's Get It On
Complete a multiplayer match in every game type.
Like the Back of My Hand
Collect every power up on every map.
Never Saw It Coming
Have over 20 minutes of "Invisibility Time".
Off To a Good Start
Get the "First Blood" award in 40 matches.
Online Champion
Win 500 online matches.
Open War
Complete Chapter 4 in Insane.
Paint the Town Red
Complete 100 Deathmatch or Duel matches played to at least 20 kills.
Pistolero
Get the "Gun Slinger" award in 10 matches.
Seeing Red
Have over 20 minutes of "Berserk Time".
Shard-o-matic
Get the "Blue Streak" award in 10 matches.
Sir Slays-a-Lot
Get the "Monster Kill" award in 20 matches.
Spice of Life
Play a match with every mutator, using only 1 per match.
Strongest Link
Get the "Shaft Master" award in 10 matches.
Survival of the Fittest
Have over 10 minutes of "Invulnerable Time".
Thanks To All the Little People
Complete a campaign in co-op.
The Slow Lane
Use the Slow Field power-up for over 10 minutes total.
Thirty Minutes or Less
Complete 100 VCTF matches played to at least 3 captures.
Titanic
Become a titan 20 times.
Unholy
10 kills with every Titan weapon in one Titan transformation.
Untouchable
Reach 20 kills against a god-like bot in instant action without dying.
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brennen
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we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming

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Ronald M. Clifford
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The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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It's my swan song!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Is that... T-Pain?

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.

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CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:

"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I told you, son!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."

Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/tr

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. โ™ฅ๏ธ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Public restrooms are funny.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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The golden state, more like the blackened state. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. ๐ŸŒฏ :)

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?

roncli.com/blogger/39495275106

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.

With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.

After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.

I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.

clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta

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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A

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Ronald M. Clifford
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โ€œBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

โฌœ๏ธ EXCITED ------
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Ronald M. Clifford
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@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

roncli.com/blogger/37031578090

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martin
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli ๐Ÿ† ๐ŸŽ‰
twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo

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