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Terraria
Time played: 14 days 5 hours 8 minutes
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Earned Achievements
Archaeologist
Kill Doctor Bones.
Kill Doctor Bones.
Begone, Evil!
Smash a demon or crimson altar with a powerful, holy hammer.
Smash a demon or crimson altar with a powerful, holy hammer.
Bloodbath
Survive a blood moon, a nocturnal event where the rivers run red and monsters swarm aplenty.
Survive a blood moon, a nocturnal event where the rivers run red and monsters swarm aplenty.
Boned
Defeat Skeletron, the cursed guardian of the dungeon.
Defeat Skeletron, the cursed guardian of the dungeon.
Buckets of Bolts
Defeat the three nocturnal mechanical menaces: the Twins, the Destroyer, and Skeletron Prime.
Defeat the three nocturnal mechanical menaces: the Twins, the Destroyer, and Skeletron Prime.
Bulldozer
Destroy a total of 10,000 tiles.
Destroy a total of 10,000 tiles.
Champion of Terraria
Defeat the Moon Lord.
Defeat the Moon Lord.
Completely Awesome
Obtain a minishark.
Obtain a minishark.
Deceiver of Fools
Kill a nymph.
Kill a nymph.
Do You Want to Slay a Snowman?
Triumph over the frost legion, a festive family of maniacal snowman mobsters.
Triumph over the frost legion, a festive family of maniacal snowman mobsters.
Drax Attax
Craft a drax or pickaxe axe using hallowed bars, and the souls of the three mechanical bosses.
Craft a drax or pickaxe axe using hallowed bars, and the souls of the three mechanical bosses.
Dungeon Heist
Steal a key from the dungeon's undead denizens, and unlock one of their precious golden chests.
Steal a key from the dungeon's undead denizens, and unlock one of their precious golden chests.
Dye Hard
Equip a dye in every possible dye slot.
Equip a dye in every possible dye slot.
Extra Shiny!
Mine a powerful ore that has been newly blessed upon your world.
Mine a powerful ore that has been newly blessed upon your world.
Eye on You
Defeat the Eye of Cthulhu, an ocular menace who only appears at night.
Defeat the Eye of Cthulhu, an ocular menace who only appears at night.
Fashion Statement
Equip armor or vanity clothing in all three social slots.
Equip armor or vanity clothing in all three social slots.
Fast and Fishious
Complete your 50th quest for the angler.
Complete your 50th quest for the angler.
Funkytown
Build or encounter a glowing mushroom field above the surface.
Build or encounter a glowing mushroom field above the surface.
Get a Life
Consume a life fruit, which grows in the thick of subterranean jungle grass.
Consume a life fruit, which grows in the thick of subterranean jungle grass.
Glorious Golden Pole
Obtain a golden fishing rod.
Obtain a golden fishing rod.
Goblin Punter
Triumph over a goblin invasion, a ragtag regiment of crude, barbaric, pointy-eared warriors and their shadowflame sorcerers.
Triumph over a goblin invasion, a ragtag regiment of crude, barbaric, pointy-eared warriors and their shadowflame sorcerers.
Good Little Slave
Complete your 10th quest for the angler.
Complete your 10th quest for the angler.
Head in the Clouds
Equip a pair of wings.
Equip a pair of wings.
Heart Breaker
Discover and smash your first heart crystal underground.
Discover and smash your first heart crystal underground.
Heavy Metal
Obtain an anvil made from iron or lead.
Obtain an anvil made from iron or lead.
Hold on Tight!
Equip your first grappling hook.
Equip your first grappling hook.
I Am Loot!
Discover a golden chest underground and take a peek at its contents.
Discover a golden chest underground and take a peek at its contents.
Into Orbit
You can only go down from here!
You can only go down from here!
It Can Talk?!
Build a house in a mushroom biome and have the Truffle move in.
Build a house in a mushroom biome and have the Truffle move in.
It's Getting Hot in Here
Spelunk deep enough to reach the molten underworld.
Spelunk deep enough to reach the molten underworld.
It's Hard!
Unleash the ancient spirits of light and darkness across your world, enabling much stronger foes and showering the world with dazzling treasures (and rainbows!).
Unleash the ancient spirits of light and darkness across your world, enabling much stronger foes and showering the world with dazzling treasures (and rainbows!).
Jeepers Creepers
Stumble into a spider cavern in the underground.
Stumble into a spider cavern in the underground.
Kill the Sun
Survive a solar eclipse, a day darker than night filled with creatures of horror.
Survive a solar eclipse, a day darker than night filled with creatures of horror.
Lihzahrdian Idol
Defeat Golem, the stone-faced ritualistic idol of the lihzahrd tribe.
Defeat Golem, the stone-faced ritualistic idol of the lihzahrd tribe.
Like a Boss
Obtain a boss-summoning item.
Obtain a boss-summoning item.
Lucky Break
Survive a long fall with just a sliver of health remaining.
Survive a long fall with just a sliver of health remaining.
Marathon Medalist
Travel a total of 26.2 miles on foot.
Travel a total of 26.2 miles on foot.
Mastermind
Defeat the Brain of Cthulhu, an enourmous demon brain which haunts the creeping crimson.
Defeat the Brain of Cthulhu, an enourmous demon brain which haunts the creeping crimson.
Matching Attire
Equip armor in all three armor slots: head, chest, and feet.
Equip armor in all three armor slots: head, chest, and feet.
Miner for Fire
Craft a molten pickaxe using the hottest of materials.
Craft a molten pickaxe using the hottest of materials.
No Hobo
Build a house suitable enough for your first town NPC, such as the guide, to move into.
Build a house suitable enough for your first town NPC, such as the guide, to move into.
Not the Bees!
Fire a Bee Gun while wearing a full set of Bee Armor.
Fire a Bee Gun while wearing a full set of Bee Armor.
Obsessive Devotion
Defeat the Ancient Cultist, fanatical leader of the dungeon coven.
Defeat the Ancient Cultist, fanatical leader of the dungeon coven.
Ooo! Shiny!
Mine your first nugget of ore with a pickaxe.
Mine your first nugget of ore with a pickaxe.
Photosynthesis
Mine chlorophyte, an organic ore found deep among the thickest of flora.
Mine chlorophyte, an organic ore found deep among the thickest of flora.
Pretty in Pink
Kill pinky.
Kill pinky.
Prismancer
Obtain a rainbow rod.
Obtain a rainbow rod.
Robbing the Grave
Obtain a rare treasure from a difficult monster in the dungeon.
Obtain a rare treasure from a difficult monster in the dungeon.
Rock Bottom
The only way is up!
The only way is up!
Servant-in-Training
Complete your 1st quest for the angler.
Complete your 1st quest for the angler.
Slippery Shinobi
Defeat King Slime, the lord of all things slimy.
Defeat King Slime, the lord of all things slimy.
Smashing, Poppet!
Using explosives or your trusty hammer, smash a Shadow Orb or Crimson Heart in the evil parts of your world.
Using explosives or your trusty hammer, smash a Shadow Orb or Crimson Heart in the evil parts of your world.
Star Destroyer
Defeat the four celestial towers of the moon.
Defeat the four celestial towers of the moon.
Star Power
Craft a mana crystal out of fallen stars, and consume it.
Craft a mana crystal out of fallen stars, and consume it.
Sticky Situation
Survive the slime rain, where gelatinous organisms fall from the sky in droves.
Survive the slime rain, where gelatinous organisms fall from the sky in droves.
Still Hungry
Defeat the Wall of Flesh, the master and core of the world who arises after a great, burning sacrifice.
Defeat the Wall of Flesh, the master and core of the world who arises after a great, burning sacrifice.
Sting Operation
Defeat the Queen Bee, the matriarch of the jungle hives.
Defeat the Queen Bee, the matriarch of the jungle hives.
Stop! Hammer Time!
Obtain your first hammer via crafting or otherwise.
Obtain your first hammer via crafting or otherwise.
Sword of the Hero
Obtain a Terra Blade, forged from the finest blades of light and darkness.
Obtain a Terra Blade, forged from the finest blades of light and darkness.
Temple Raider
Breach the impenetrable walls of the jungle temple.
Breach the impenetrable walls of the jungle temple.
The Cavalry
Equip a mount.
Equip a mount.
The Frequent Flyer
Spend over 1 gold being treated by the nurse.
Spend over 1 gold being treated by the nurse.
The Great Southern Plantkill
Defeat Plantera, the overgrown monstrosity of the jungle's depths.
Defeat Plantera, the overgrown monstrosity of the jungle's depths.
There are Some Who Call Him...
Kill Tim.
Kill Tim.
Throwing Lines
Throw a yoyo.
Throw a yoyo.
Til Death...
Kill the groom.
Kill the groom.
Timber!!
Chop down your first tree.
Chop down your first tree.
Tin-Foil Hatter
Triumph over a martian invasion, when beings from out of this world come to scramble your brains and probe you in uncomfortable places.
Triumph over a martian invasion, when beings from out of this world come to scramble your brains and probe you in uncomfortable places.
Topped Off
Attain maximum health and mana possible without accessories or buffs.
Attain maximum health and mana possible without accessories or buffs.
Trout Monkey
Complete your 25th quest for the angler.
Complete your 25th quest for the angler.
Vehicular Manslaughter
Defeat an enemy by running it over with a minecart.
Defeat an enemy by running it over with a minecart.
Walk the Plank
Triumph over a pirate invasion, a group of pillagers from the sea out for your booty... and your life!
Triumph over a pirate invasion, a group of pillagers from the sea out for your booty... and your life!
Watch Your Step!
Become a victim to a nasty underground trap.
Become a victim to a nasty underground trap.
Where's My Honey?
Discover a large bee's hive deep in the jungle.
Discover a large bee's hive deep in the jungle.
Worm Fodder
Defeat the Eater of Worlds, a massive worm whom dwells in the corruption.
Defeat the Eater of Worlds, a massive worm whom dwells in the corruption.
You Can Do It!
Survive your character's first full night.
Survive your character's first full night.
Unearned Achievements
A Rare Realm
Some very special seeds can lead to unique and rewarding experiences. Can you find one?
Some very special seeds can lead to unique and rewarding experiences. Can you find one?
A Rather Blustery Day
Fly a kite on a windy day.
Fly a kite on a windy day.
A Shimmer In The Dark
Shimmer an item into another item. What other transmutations can you find?
Shimmer an item into another item. What other transmutations can you find?
An Eye For An Eye
Defeat Deerclops, the chilly one-eyed monstrosity from a foreign land.
Defeat Deerclops, the chilly one-eyed monstrosity from a foreign land.
And Good Riddance!
Completely purify all Corruption, Crimson, and Hallow from your world, until the Dryad is satisfied!
Completely purify all Corruption, Crimson, and Hallow from your world, until the Dryad is satisfied!
Ankhumulation Complete
Obtain the Ankh Shield, the finest protection from unpleasant maladies and ailments.
Obtain the Ankh Shield, the finest protection from unpleasant maladies and ailments.
Baleful Harvest
Reach the 15th wave of a pumpkin moon, where evil lurks among the autumn harvest.
Reach the 15th wave of a pumpkin moon, where evil lurks among the autumn harvest.
Benched
Craft your first work bench.
Craft your first work bench.
Big Booty
Unlock one of the dungeon's large, mysterious chests with a special key.
Unlock one of the dungeon's large, mysterious chests with a special key.
Black Mirror
Obtain the Cell Phone. You'll never leave home without it again.
Obtain the Cell Phone. You'll never leave home without it again.
Boots of the Hero
Obtain the Terraspark Boots, forged from the finest boots of fire and ice.
Obtain the Terraspark Boots, forged from the finest boots of fire and ice.
Dead Men Tell No Tales
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could open the chest that you didn't stop to think if you should.
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could open the chest that you didn't stop to think if you should.
Don't Dread on Me
Defeat the Dreadnautilus, murderous mollusk lurking beneath the surface of the sanguine seas.
Defeat the Dreadnautilus, murderous mollusk lurking beneath the surface of the sanguine seas.
Fae Flayer
Defeat the Empress of Light, responsible for all those flashy lights and glitter.
Defeat the Empress of Light, responsible for all those flashy lights and glitter.
Feast of Midas
Obtain Golden Delight, the highest quality meal made from the highest quality . . . ingredients.
Obtain Golden Delight, the highest quality meal made from the highest quality . . . ingredients.
Feeling Petty
Deliver headpats to the town pet.
Deliver headpats to the town pet.
Fish Out of Water
Defeat Duke Fishron, mutant terror of the sea.
Defeat Duke Fishron, mutant terror of the sea.
Gelatin World Tour
Defeat every type of slime there is!
Defeat every type of slime there is!
Heliophobia
Trick a gnome into turning into stone!
Trick a gnome into turning into stone!
Hero of Etheria
Repel the strongest forces the Old One's Army can muster.
Repel the strongest forces the Old One's Army can muster.
Hey! Listen!
Encounter a fairy.
Encounter a fairy.
Hot Reels!
Drop a lure in a pool of lava for a pre-fried haul!
Drop a lure in a pool of lava for a pre-fried haul!
Ice Scream
Reach the 15th wave of a frost moon, where the festive season quickly degrades into madness.
Reach the 15th wave of a frost moon, where the festive season quickly degrades into madness.
Infinity +1 Sword
Obtain the Zenith, the culmination of a journey forged into the ultimate sword.
Obtain the Zenith, the culmination of a journey forged into the ultimate sword.
Jolly Jamboree
What you're celebrating doesn't matter, just throw a party already!
What you're celebrating doesn't matter, just throw a party already!
Just Desserts
Defeat Queen Slime, giving the coup-de-grace to the sovereign of all that jiggles.
Defeat Queen Slime, giving the coup-de-grace to the sovereign of all that jiggles.
Leading Landlord
Meet with a tenant who's as happy as they possibly can be!
Meet with a tenant who's as happy as they possibly can be!
Mecha Mayhem
Do battle against the Twins, the Destroyer, and Skeletron Prime simultaneously and emerge victorious.
Do battle against the Twins, the Destroyer, and Skeletron Prime simultaneously and emerge victorious.
Quiet Neighborhood
Enter a misty graveyard filled with the surly dead.
Enter a misty graveyard filled with the surly dead.
Rainbows and Unicorns
Fire a rainbow gun while riding on a unicorn.
Fire a rainbow gun while riding on a unicorn.
Real Estate Agent
Have all possible town NPCs living in your world.
Have all possible town NPCs living in your world.
Sick Throw
Obtain the Terrarian.
Obtain the Terrarian.
Slayer of Worlds
Defeat every boss in Terraria.
Defeat every boss in Terraria.
Supreme Helper Minion!
Complete a grand total of 200 quests for the angler.
Complete a grand total of 200 quests for the angler.
The Great Slime Mitosis
Find all of the Slime Pets and have them move in!
Find all of the Slime Pets and have them move in!
To Infinity... and Beyond!
Fly a Kwad Racer into outer space.
Fly a Kwad Racer into outer space.
Torch God
Invoked the wrath of the God of Torches, and survived long enough to earn its blessing.
Invoked the wrath of the God of Torches, and survived long enough to earn its blessing.
Unusual Survival Strategies
Delay death from drowning by drinking water. It doesn't make much sense, but you did what you had to do.
Delay death from drowning by drinking water. It doesn't make much sense, but you did what you had to do.
You and What Army?
Command nine summoned minions simultaneously.
Command nine summoned minions simultaneously.
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Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.
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Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:
"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"
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Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"
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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/true-value-bankruptcy
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Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records. #tetris
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me. #airporthell
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I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask? #airporthell
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Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask? #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
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I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!
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I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at https://twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!
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I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at https://twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and https://twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!
Ronald M. Clifford
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Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.
Ronald M. Clifford
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@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?
Ronald M. Clifford
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2131759212
Ronald M. Clifford
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?
https://roncli.com/blogger/3949527510668683306/wtf-did-revival-productions-just-do
Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.
With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.
After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.
I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.
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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A
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βBART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. https://www.railgoods.com/bart/anime/
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?
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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. π
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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo
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Over on #thatbirdhellsite, someone retweeted sympathy for the people being laid off today...
...and then said that Amazon Games was hiring. You know, the one that just had layoffs in NOVEMBER.
Honestly? Tech sucks right now.
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