Ronald M. Clifford
In California, truck license plates are 7 characters, all numbers except for one letter in either the second or the sixth position. Whenever that letter is an X, I get nerd snipped into treating it as a multiplication problem and solving it in my head.
Wed, 24 Sep 2025 15:03:08 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Crap, we pulled an extra pack of gargoyles and wiped! Damn DPS.
Tue, 23 Sep 2025 03:19:51 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Okay I've been warned to watch out for the lizard people... And the final boss is some horse named Blucifer...
Tue, 23 Sep 2025 02:45:48 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Just landed in Denver and I can't get it out of my mind that this was a FFXIV cutscene for
THE ILLUMINATI HEADQUARTERS DENVER, COLORADO
Yikes. I hope the tank's good.
Tue, 23 Sep 2025 02:25:01 GMT
brennen
@brennen @federation.p1k3.com
we should have paid more attention to the cats who, for decades, put their bodies on the line to walk on keyboards and sit on laptops and prevent us from programming
Tue, 08 Apr 2025 22:42:47 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.
Sat, 28 Dec 2024 00:17:32 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Thu, 28 Nov 2024 19:26:39 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Is that... T-Pain?
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.
Thu, 28 Nov 2024 19:12:54 GMT
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
@catsalad @infosec.exchange
Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky? It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:
Tue, 19 Nov 2024 21:06:38 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
"People suck. Don't be people." -roncli, 2019. 🙃
Mon, 25 Apr 2022 20:50:27 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:
"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"
Wed, 06 Nov 2024 07:24:37 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Tue, 05 Nov 2024 22:06:34 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."
Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"
🙃
Mon, 04 Nov 2024 20:51:36 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Mon, 14 Oct 2024 19:35:47 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records. #tetris
Sun, 06 Oct 2024 03:42:57 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me. #airporthell
Mon, 23 Sep 2024 17:01:24 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask? #airporthell
Fri, 20 Sep 2024 07:31:05 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask? #airporthell
Fri, 20 Sep 2024 04:15:48 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Twitch getting SOMETHING right for once...
Sat, 24 Aug 2024 02:21:12 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
You may just be a po'boy, but I love you. ♥️
Fri, 09 Aug 2024 23:36:41 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!
Sun, 09 Jun 2024 05:40:33 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Logan Paul didn't qual for silver unfortunately. 🙃
Sat, 08 Jun 2024 14:55:07 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at https:// twitch.tv/classictetris3 . Cya there!
Sat, 08 Jun 2024 14:19:51 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at https:// twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and https:// twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!
Fri, 07 Jun 2024 15:42:37 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Public restrooms are funny.
Thu, 06 Jun 2024 18:19:46 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
The golden state, more like the blackened state. 🔥
Thu, 06 Jun 2024 18:09:16 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.
Tue, 21 May 2024 19:14:46 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Burritos can be used for bribing if necessary. 🌯 :)
Wed, 01 May 2024 17:10:15 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?
Wed, 01 May 2024 16:45:28 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.
Wed, 01 May 2024 04:06:55 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. https://www. twitch.tv/videos/2131759212
Sun, 28 Apr 2024 10:16:41 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?
https:// roncli.com/blogger/39495275106 68683306/wtf-did-revival-productions-just-do
Sat, 27 Apr 2024 21:02:51 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.
Tue, 23 Apr 2024 22:32:27 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.
With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.
After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.
I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.
https:// clips.twitch.tv/AverageImporta ntGoldfishHassaanChop-bRfUxo4q5SxEgJvI
Sat, 20 Apr 2024 05:48:47 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! https://www. youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A
Fri, 05 Apr 2024 03:26:44 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
“BART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. https://www. railgoods.com/bart/anime/
Wed, 03 Apr 2024 15:37:23 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?
Thu, 21 Mar 2024 20:26:34 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. 🙃
Tue, 05 Mar 2024 23:39:59 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:
⬜️ EXCITED ------ ▪️ ▪️
Tue, 05 Mar 2024 23:35:06 GMT
Ronald M. Clifford
Wed, 28 Feb 2024 15:48:36 GMT