Portal 2

Time played: 2 days 23 hours 35 minutes
Last 2 weeks: 0 minutes

Earned Achievements

Air Show
Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
Asking for Trouble
Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses
Bridge Building
Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course
Bridge Over Troubling Water
Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
Can't Touch This
Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op
Confidence Building
Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Door Prize
Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors
Drop Box
Place a cube on a button without touching the cube
Dual Pit Experiment
Do the same test twice
Empty Gesture
Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
Final Transmission
Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man's dens
Four Ring Circus
Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op
Gesticul-8
Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
Good Listener
Take GLaDOS' escape advice
High Five
Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
Iron Grip
Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Lunacy
That just happened
Narbacular Drop
Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
No Hard Feelings
Save a turret from redemption
Obstacle Building
Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course
Overclocker
Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds
Party of Three
Find the hidden companion cube in co-op test chamber
Pit Boss
Show that pit who's boss
Portal Conservation Society
Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements
Portrait of a Lady
Find a hidden portrait
Preservation of Mass
Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
Pturretdactyl
Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret
Rock Portal Scissors
Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
SaBOTour
Make a break for it
Scanned Alone
Stand in a defective turret detector
Schrodinger's Catch
Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground
Ship Overboard
Discover the missing experiment
Smash TV
Break 11 test chamber monitors
Stalemate Associate
Press the button!
Still Alive
Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying
Stranger Than Friction
Master the Propulsion Gel
Tater Tote
Carry science forward
Team Building
Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
The Part Where He Kills You
This is that part
Triple Crown
Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each
Tunnel of Funnel
Master the Excursion Funnel
Undiscouraged
Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
Vertically Unchallenged
Master the Repulsion Gel
Wake Up Call
Survive the manual override
White Out
Complete the first Conversion Gel test
You Made Your Point
Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
You Monster
Reunite with GLaDOS
You Saved Science
Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op

Unearned Achievements

Friends List With Benefits
While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list
Professor Portal
After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before
Talent Show
Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mobility Gels co-op course
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. 🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaG

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Over on , someone retweeted sympathy for the people being laid off today...

...and then said that Amazon Games was hiring. You know, the one that just had layoffs in NOVEMBER.

Honestly? Tech sucks right now.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Seriously. Why is it called Sagittarius, A Star? Clearly, it's Sagittarius, A Black Hole. Silly astronomers.

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Cultural Historian: Dr. RGST
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Ronald M. Clifford
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This eslint/stylistic breakup is going to give me a headache. Don't developers have something better to do than give other developers busywork?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Bing is so bad. otl.gg is being blocked in their search results, and Bing webmaster tools are absolutely useless, not telling me why it's being blocked.

Does anyone know of some way to get a human to look at this and see what's wrong with it?

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Olivia W'
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it's not actually common for real hackers to use two keyboards at once; that's just a stereo type.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I got my wish. 🤒

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Me and my wife, despite buying a house of nice size, always seem to get in each other's way, be it in the kitchen, on the stairs, it doesn't matter. She's all up in my two square feet.

I often joke that all I want for Christmas is my two square feet.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Update 2: The record that beat Blue Scuti stood for one day. Blue Scuti got it back.

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#C++

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Update: This record stood for 1 day.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I got the honor and privilege of calling the NES Tetris NTSC world record today while running Classic Tetris Wars on my Twitch channel for the very first time. It was thrilling. Congratulations to Blue Scuti for his 6,609,220 level 153 performance. clips.twitch.tv/DiligentDeadGo

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TwistBit
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like, you used to use a phone line to access the internet

now the internet is accessible on your phone

nothing has changed actually

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Six Degrees of Sunday returns Sunday, January 7th, at twitch.tv/roncli. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Are you ready to get Six'd Off?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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So I started a fresh YouTube channel some time ago, and yesterday I released the first real video to it.

Check out highlights from Argus Industrial Moons' run to the OTL Season 10 Best of the Rest title! youtube.com/watch?v=Z2x-GGW9FY

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I guess that qualifies as a "log"...

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Ronald M. Clifford
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People at work are calling Kubernetes K8, and I hate it. It's not "Kubernete"!

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Want a preview of what CTWC will be like next weekend from a gameplay perspective? CTL Season 22 finals starting now.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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No airport hell this morning, but you know that lady that talks about security at literally every airport? I just realized, she sounds old AF.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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If this security line posted signs "5 minutes from this point", "10 minutes...", etc., They'd have to post them every foot.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I'm sorry, what?

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Did I miss Elon making another purchase? twitter.com/unity/status/17016

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That's a lovely free bundle of books for people interested in getting into games programming: fanatical.com/en/bundle/intern

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Use TypeScript they said. It'll be better they said.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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If you know, you know.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@shanselman Speaking of Overload, here's something you may be interested in... recently, some community members released "Overload First Strike", a single player Overload campaign that is a complete remake of the original Descent First Strike campaign.

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It can work with just the original game, but it works best with "olmod" as it takes advantage of some of the features it provides: olmod.overloadmaps.com

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Scott Hanselman 👸🏽🐝🌮
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@PossiblyMax @deepthaw ya and there are new remakes of Descent like Overload that are enhanced and there’s even hardware that Vic Putz made to make the Space Orb look like a controller with NO drivers. Works on all operating systems hanselman.com/blog/bringing-th

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Ronald M. Clifford
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I don't know who wrote this, but MORE PATCH NOTES LIKE THIS PLEASE. 🤣

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Ronald M. Clifford
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First OTL flag capture in 7 seasons, and it was a game winner. clips.twitch.tv/PeppyFitOrange

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