Beat Hazard

Time played: 39 minutes
Last 2 weeks: 0 minutes

Earned Achievements

1st Track Cleared
Complete your first track
Brutal Boss Kill
Kill a boss before it fires
Go Platinum
In Normal Mode score 1 million points in one track
Half Way There
Reach the rank of Senior Officer
Millionare
Score 1 Million Points
Muti Millionare
Score 5 Million Points
Perfect
Complete a track of at least 3 minutes without losing a life
Pwnage
Get a 1,000 kill streak
Shadow Rank Rookie
Level up to Shadow Rookie
The First Step
Level up
x100
Get a x100 Multiplier

Unearned Achievements

100!
Complete 100 tracks
25!
Complete 25 tracks
50!
Complete 50 tracks
A Real Dare Devil
In Normal Mode get the Dare Devil multiplier 10 times
A Real Mine Sweeper
Hit 50 mines in one track without losing a life
Boss Dance
Survive with 4 bosses on the screen in Boss Rush mode
Boss King
Get to Wave 30 in Boss Rush mode
Boss Slayer
Kill 8 bosses in 1 game
Cash Grab
Get $10,000 in the bank
Coming Through!
Reach 15 Minutes in Survival Mode
Completely Insane
Complete a 4+ minute track on Insane difficulty
Cool Tracks!
Visit a musicians website from the Credits screen
Death Blossom Shadow Mission
Complete The Death Blossom Shadow Mission
Death By A Thousand Cuts
Get 10,000 kills using Micro Missiles
Death Star
Get 10,000 kills using the Ultra Beam power up
Don't Panic
Don't fire for 60 seconds
Don't Stop Me Now
Reach 10 Minutes in Survival Mode
Dragon Fire Shadow Mission
Complete The Dragon Fire Shadow Mission
Dude of Hazard
Score 10 Million Points
Elite!
Reach the rank of Elite
High 5
Accumulate 5 hours of play
I'm Just Starting
Reach 5 Minutes in Survival Mode
Juggernaut Shadow Mission
Complete The Juggernaut Shadow Mission
Mad MAXED
Max out all the Perks
Mosquito Shadow Mission
Complete The Mosquito Shadow Mission
Music Tour
Score at least 1,000,000 on each built in track
Perk MAXED
Buy all the upgrades for a Perk
Perks!
Unlock all the Perks
Razorburn Shadow Mission
Complete The Razorburn Shadow Mission
Reflection
Reflect 150 projectiles with 1 Shield burst
Shadow Rank Covert Agent
Level up to Shadow Covert Agent
Shadow Rank Operative
Level up to Shadow Operative
Shadow Rank Shadow Captain
Level up to Shadow Captain
Shadow Rank Shadow Commander
Level up to Shadow Commander
Shadow Rank Shadow Force Elite
Level up to Shadow Force Elite
Shadow Rank Shadow Officer
Level up to Shadow Officer
Slick Shadow Mission
Complete The Slick Shadow Mission
Speedy Shadow Mission
Complete The Speedy Shadow Mission
Star Runner Shadow Mission
Complete The Star Runner Shadow Mission
Striptease
Strip 2 bosses of their turrets and keep them alive for 60s
Survival Champion!
Reach 20 Minutes in Survival Mode
Survive Christmas 10
In Survival Mode last 10 mins while playing to a Christmas Radio Station
Survive Christmas 15
In Survival Mode last 15 mins while playing to a Christmas Radio Station
Survive Christmas 20
In Survival Mode last 20 mins while playing to a Christmas Radio Station
Survive Christmas 5
In Survival Mode last 5 mins while playing to a Christmas Radio Station
The Collector Shadow Mission
Complete The Collector Shadow Mission
The First Hour
Accumulate 1 hour of play
Tough Guy
Complete a 4+ minute track on Suicidal difficulty
Tug of War
Have a 10 second tug of war with a Stalker
Ultra Beam of Death
Kill 150 enemies with 1 Ultra Beam blast
Untouchable
Reflect 10,000 projectiles using the Reflect Shield power up
Veteran
Accumulate 10 hours of play
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Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59

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Ronald M. Clifford
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“BART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. railgoods.com/bart/anime/

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. 🙃

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Ronald M. Clifford
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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:

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Ronald M. Clifford
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@arborelia Bag-les.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.

roncli.com/blogger/37031578090

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martin
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli 🏆 🎉
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Ronald M. Clifford
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaG

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Over on , someone retweeted sympathy for the people being laid off today...

...and then said that Amazon Games was hiring. You know, the one that just had layoffs in NOVEMBER.

Honestly? Tech sucks right now.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Seriously. Why is it called Sagittarius, A Star? Clearly, it's Sagittarius, A Black Hole. Silly astronomers.

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Cultural Historian: Dr. RGST
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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

This eslint/stylistic breakup is going to give me a headache. Don't developers have something better to do than give other developers busywork?

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Bing is so bad. otl.gg is being blocked in their search results, and Bing webmaster tools are absolutely useless, not telling me why it's being blocked.

Does anyone know of some way to get a human to look at this and see what's wrong with it?

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Olivia W'
@WLivi @retro.pizza

it's not actually common for real hackers to use two keyboards at once; that's just a stereo type.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I got my wish. 🤒

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Me and my wife, despite buying a house of nice size, always seem to get in each other's way, be it in the kitchen, on the stairs, it doesn't matter. She's all up in my two square feet.

I often joke that all I want for Christmas is my two square feet.

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Ronald M. Clifford
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Update 2: The record that beat Blue Scuti stood for one day. Blue Scuti got it back.

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🌪 MikeMathia.com 📡
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#C++

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Update: This record stood for 1 day.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I got the honor and privilege of calling the NES Tetris NTSC world record today while running Classic Tetris Wars on my Twitch channel for the very first time. It was thrilling. Congratulations to Blue Scuti for his 6,609,220 level 153 performance. clips.twitch.tv/DiligentDeadGo

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TwistBit
@TwistBit @musicians.today

like, you used to use a phone line to access the internet

now the internet is accessible on your phone

nothing has changed actually

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Six Degrees of Sunday returns Sunday, January 7th, at twitch.tv/roncli. Cya there!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Are you ready to get Six'd Off?

Six Degrees of Sunday, my 6DoF long play Twitch series, is getting revived for 2024. Plus, I will be producing Six'd Off, a companion YouTube series showcasing each game.

Check out the announcement for the game list and more! youtube.com/watch?v=yeRbjjpQVZ

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Ronald M. Clifford
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So I started a fresh YouTube channel some time ago, and yesterday I released the first real video to it.

Check out highlights from Argus Industrial Moons' run to the OTL Season 10 Best of the Rest title! youtube.com/watch?v=Z2x-GGW9FY

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I guess that qualifies as a "log"...

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

People at work are calling Kubernetes K8, and I hate it. It's not "Kubernete"!

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Want a preview of what CTWC will be like next weekend from a gameplay perspective? CTL Season 22 finals starting now.

twitch.tv/classictetrisleague

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

No airport hell this morning, but you know that lady that talks about security at literally every airport? I just realized, she sounds old AF.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

If this security line posted signs "5 minutes from this point", "10 minutes...", etc., They'd have to post them every foot.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

I'm sorry, what?

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Robin Ward
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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Did I miss Elon making another purchase? twitter.com/unity/status/17016

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Konstantinos Dimopoulos
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That's a lovely free bundle of books for people interested in getting into games programming: fanatical.com/en/bundle/intern

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

Use TypeScript they said. It'll be better they said.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

If you know, you know.

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Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social

@shanselman Speaking of Overload, here's something you may be interested in... recently, some community members released "Overload First Strike", a single player Overload campaign that is a complete remake of the original Descent First Strike campaign.

overloadmaps.com/overload-firs

It can work with just the original game, but it works best with "olmod" as it takes advantage of some of the features it provides: olmod.overloadmaps.com

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Scott Hanselman 👸🏽🐝🌮
@shanselman @hachyderm.io

@PossiblyMax @deepthaw ya and there are new remakes of Descent like Overload that are enhanced and there’s even hardware that Vic Putz made to make the Space Orb look like a controller with NO drivers. Works on all operating systems hanselman.com/blog/bringing-th

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