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Do 2500 total damage with Acrocat as NEV:3
Do 2500 total damage with Acrocat as NEV:3
12/10 Great Doggo
Deal 200 damage with Subwoof in one game as PuP
Deal 200 damage with Subwoof in one game as PuP
Abstract Expressionist
Do 10000 total damage with Photon Spray as Oz
Do 10000 total damage with Photon Spray as Oz
Airlifted
Play 25 games in which you use Slip Away 2 or more times as Grey
Play 25 games in which you use Slip Away 2 or more times as Grey
Angel of Vengeance
Deal 300 damage and shielding with Guardian Angel in one game as Asana
Deal 300 damage and shielding with Guardian Angel in one game as Asana
Atlas-wide Coverage
Shield 5000 total damage with Resonance Burst as Khita
Shield 5000 total damage with Resonance Burst as Khita
Atomic Dynamo
Heal 200 damage with Positronic Surge in one game as Quark
Heal 200 damage with Positronic Surge in one game as Quark
Better Than Ever
Do 7500 total healing with Reforge as Meridian
Do 7500 total healing with Reforge as Meridian
Blow Them All Away
Deal 200 damage with Oblivion Shell in one game as Elle
Deal 200 damage with Oblivion Shell in one game as Elle
Bonanza
Deal 200 damage with Safecracker in one game as Celeste
Deal 200 damage with Safecracker in one game as Celeste
Boop
Do 5000 total damage with Lockdown as Juno
Do 5000 total damage with Lockdown as Juno
Bounce With Me
Do 500 total damage with Bombing Run as Gremolitions Inc.
Do 500 total damage with Bombing Run as Gremolitions Inc.
Bubble Bubble Foil That Trouble
Shield 2500 total damage with Bubble Trouble as Dr. Finn
Shield 2500 total damage with Bubble Trouble as Dr. Finn
Calculated
Shield 200 damage with Blast Shield and Battleforged in one game as Helio
Shield 200 damage with Blast Shield and Battleforged in one game as Helio
Control the Flow
Play 25 games in which you use Spirit Bend 3 or more times as Su-Ren
Play 25 games in which you use Spirit Bend 3 or more times as Su-Ren
Cover: Don't leave home without it
Play 50 games in which you use Aegis 3 or more times as Brynn
Play 50 games in which you use Aegis 3 or more times as Brynn
Covered in Bugs
Heal for 100 with Mending Swarm and deal at least 200 damage in one game as Phaedra
Heal for 100 with Mending Swarm and deal at least 200 damage in one game as Phaedra
Dodge This!
Dodge 10,000 Damage
Dodge 10,000 Damage
Dodge This! - II
Dodge 25,000 Damage
Dodge 25,000 Damage
Dodge This! - III
Dodge 50,000 Damage
Dodge 50,000 Damage
Dodge This! - IV
Dodge 75,000 Damage
Dodge 75,000 Damage
Dodge This! - Master
Dodge 250,000 Damage
Dodge 250,000 Damage
Dodge This! - V
Dodge 100,000 Damage
Dodge 100,000 Damage
Dodge This! - VI
Dodge 150,000 Damage
Dodge 150,000 Damage
Dodge This! - VII
Dodge 200,000 Damage
Dodge 200,000 Damage
Doorstep Greeting
Do 7500 total damage with Pounce as PuP
Do 7500 total damage with Pounce as PuP
Eat My Dust
Do 750 total damage with Rocket Jump as Zuki
Do 750 total damage with Rocket Jump as Zuki
Embiggestfy
Play 50 games in which you use Embiggify 3 or more times as NEV:3
Play 50 games in which you use Embiggify 3 or more times as NEV:3
Eternal Darkness
Play 25 games in which you use Shadowstalker 3 or more times as Kaigin
Play 25 games in which you use Shadowstalker 3 or more times as Kaigin
Exo-Potent
Deal 200 damage with Lay Down the Law in one game as Juno
Deal 200 damage with Lay Down the Law in one game as Juno
Eye of the Storm
Deal 150 combined damage and healing with Heart of the Storm in one game as Aurora
Deal 150 combined damage and healing with Heart of the Storm in one game as Aurora
Fine, I'll Carry
Shield 3750 total damage with Fate Transfer as Orion
Shield 3750 total damage with Fate Transfer as Orion
Fish Out Of Water
Heal 200 damage with Refreshing Spray in one game as Dr. Finn
Heal 200 damage with Refreshing Spray in one game as Dr. Finn
Flashing Steel
Deal 200 damage with Rushing Steel and Showdown in one game as Tol-Ren
Deal 200 damage with Rushing Steel and Showdown in one game as Tol-Ren
Fool Me Thrice
Play 25 games in which you use Made You Look 3 or more times as Oz
Play 25 games in which you use Made You Look 3 or more times as Oz
Frag Out
Do 5000 total damage with Proteus Grenade as Blackburn
Do 5000 total damage with Proteus Grenade as Blackburn
Get the horns
Do 5000 total damage with Berserker Charge as Titus
Do 5000 total damage with Berserker Charge as Titus
Give it a splorting try
Do 3210 total damage with Splort as Gremolitions Inc.
Do 3210 total damage with Splort as Gremolitions Inc.
Good Deeds
Shield more than 150 damage with Karmic Justice in one game as Su-Ren
Shield more than 150 damage with Karmic Justice in one game as Su-Ren
Gooey Goo for boomy booming!
Do 10000 total damage with Sticky Bombs as Zuki
Do 10000 total damage with Sticky Bombs as Zuki
Here She Comes to Save the Day
Do 2500 total damage with Flight of the Valkyrie as Brynn
Do 2500 total damage with Flight of the Valkyrie as Brynn
Huntmaster
Deal 100 damage with Voltaic Cage in one game as Grey
Deal 100 damage with Voltaic Cage in one game as Grey
I'm the Juggernaut, B
Do 1875 total damage with Juggernaut as Phaedra
Do 1875 total damage with Juggernaut as Phaedra
If You Like it, Put a Shield on It
Shield 2000 total damage with Riot Shield as Juno
Shield 2000 total damage with Riot Shield as Juno
It's Lit
Do 10000 total damage with Light 'Em Up as Lockwood
Do 10000 total damage with Light 'Em Up as Lockwood
Keep yourself a secret. Keep yourself safe.
Play 50 games in which you use Stalker Suit 3 or more times as Nix
Play 50 games in which you use Stalker Suit 3 or more times as Nix
Keeper of the Sun
Heal and shield more than 400 combined damage in one game as Meridian
Heal and shield more than 400 combined damage in one game as Meridian
Let it Fly (While You Fly)
Do 1000 total damage with Vaulting Shot as Khita
Do 1000 total damage with Vaulting Shot as Khita
Level 100
Reach Reactor Level 100
Reach Reactor Level 100
Level 150
Reach Reactor Level 150
Reach Reactor Level 150
Level 200
Reach Reactor Level 200
Reach Reactor Level 200
Level 250
Reach Reactor Level 250
Reach Reactor Level 250
Level 300
Reach Reactor Level 300
Reach Reactor Level 300
Level 350
Reach Reactor Level 350
Reach Reactor Level 350
Level 400
Reach Reactor Level 400
Reach Reactor Level 400
Level 450
Reach Reactor Level 450
Reach Reactor Level 450
Level 50
Reach Reactor Level 50
Reach Reactor Level 50
Level 500
Reach Reactor Level 500
Reach Reactor Level 500
Like a River
Do 2500 total damage with Rushing Steel as Tol-Ren
Do 2500 total damage with Rushing Steel as Tol-Ren
Living on a Sprayer
Do 10000 total healing with Refreshing Spray as Dr. Finn
Do 10000 total healing with Refreshing Spray as Dr. Finn
Lost PuP
Play 25 games in which you use Prowl Protocol 3 or more times as PuP
Play 25 games in which you use Prowl Protocol 3 or more times as PuP
Make It Rain Missiles
Deal more than 200 damage with Missile Storm in a game as Zuki.
Deal more than 200 damage with Missile Storm in a game as Zuki.
Mark of the Ninja
Deal 80 damage with Mark of the Void in one game as Kaigin
Deal 80 damage with Mark of the Void in one game as Kaigin
Massive Attack
Deal 10,000 Damage
Deal 10,000 Damage
Massive Attack - II
Deal 25,000 Damage
Deal 25,000 Damage
Massive Attack - III
Deal 50,000 Damage
Deal 50,000 Damage
Massive Attack - IV
Deal 75,000 Damage
Deal 75,000 Damage
Massive Attack - Master
Deal 250,000 Damage
Deal 250,000 Damage
Massive Attack - V
Deal 100,000 Damage
Deal 100,000 Damage
Massive Attack - VI
Deal 150,000 Damage
Deal 150,000 Damage
Massive Attack - VII
Deal 200,000 Damage
Deal 200,000 Damage
Master of Mayhem
Deal 200 damage with Maniacal Mayhem in one game as Gremolitions Inc
Deal 200 damage with Maniacal Mayhem in one game as Gremolitions Inc
Not FDA Approved
Do 10000 total healing with Atomic Bond as Quark
Do 10000 total healing with Atomic Bond as Quark
Numbing Sensation
Shield 1000 total damage with Paralazer as Aurora
Shield 1000 total damage with Paralazer as Aurora
On my Mark!
Heal at least 200 damage with Take Aim! in one game as Khita
Heal at least 200 damage with Take Aim! in one game as Khita
One Shot, Four Kills
Deal 200 damage with Fusion Pulse in one game as Nix
Deal 200 damage with Fusion Pulse in one game as Nix
Onslaught
Do 2250 total damage with Blitz as Blackburn
Do 2250 total damage with Blitz as Blackburn
Open Wider, Mate
Do 5000 total damage with Hand Cannon as Garrison
Do 5000 total damage with Hand Cannon as Garrison
Pain Puddle
Do 3750 total damage with Ion Cloud as Aurora
Do 3750 total damage with Ion Cloud as Aurora
Phenomenal Cosmic Power
Deal more than 250 combined damage and healing with Cosmic Flare in one game as Orion
Deal more than 250 combined damage and healing with Cosmic Flare in one game as Orion
Quite Dashing
Play 25 games in which you use Backup Plan 2 or more times as Lockwood
Play 25 games in which you use Backup Plan 2 or more times as Lockwood
Real Ultimate Power
Do 10000 total damage with Razor Tempest as Kaigin
Do 10000 total damage with Razor Tempest as Kaigin
Rebel With a Cause
Deal 200 damage with Run and Gun in one game as Lockwood
Deal 200 damage with Run and Gun in one game as Lockwood
Rio's Revenge
Do 10000 total damage with Hawk Drone as Grey
Do 10000 total damage with Hawk Drone as Grey
Same Day Delivery
Deal 150 damage with Shock Pod in one game as Garrison
Deal 150 damage with Shock Pod in one game as Garrison
Say Hello to my Other Little Friend
Do 750 total damage with Lurker Drone as Elle
Do 750 total damage with Lurker Drone as Elle
Secrets, secrets are so fun
Do 5000 total damage with Proximo Charge as Celeste
Do 5000 total damage with Proximo Charge as Celeste
Serenity Now
Do 10000 total healing with Serenity as Su-Ren
Do 10000 total healing with Serenity as Su-Ren
Shared Greatness
Do 1875 total healing with Astral Fusion as Orion
Do 1875 total healing with Astral Fusion as Orion
Shield to the Face
Deal at least 200 damage and dodge at least 100 damage in one game as Brynn.
Deal at least 200 damage and dodge at least 100 damage in one game as Brynn.
Shield Wall
Deal 150 damage with Aegis Protocol in one game as Rampart
Deal 150 damage with Aegis Protocol in one game as Rampart
Shields... Shields Everywhere
Shield 5000 total damage with Blast Shield as Helio
Shield 5000 total damage with Blast Shield as Helio
Showtime Kick
Do 5000 total damage with Rebounding Charge as Asana
Do 5000 total damage with Rebounding Charge as Asana
Small Hadron Collider
Play 25 games in which you use Quantum Collision 2 or more times as Quark
Play 25 games in which you use Quantum Collision 2 or more times as Quark
Stabbed in the Front
Do 1250 total damage with Dirty Fighting as Titus
Do 1250 total damage with Dirty Fighting as Titus
Takin' a Ride
Do 1250 total damage with Heavy Metal as Garrison
Do 1250 total damage with Heavy Metal as Garrison
That's just gross
Do 3750 total damage with Putrid Spray bug detonations as Phaedra
Do 3750 total damage with Putrid Spray bug detonations as Phaedra
That's Not a Sun, That's a ... Hammer?
Do 1250 total damage with Solar Strike as Meridian
Do 1250 total damage with Solar Strike as Meridian
The Artful Dodger
Dodge 150 damage and deal 500 damage in one game as Oz
Dodge 150 damage and deal 500 damage in one game as Oz
The Best Offense
Shield 3000 damage with Ren's Fury as Tol-Ren
Shield 3000 damage with Ren's Fury as Tol-Ren
The One That Got Away
Do 1000 total damage with On The Run as Celeste
Do 1000 total damage with On The Run as Celeste
The Only Way To Be Sure
Deal 200 damage with Scorched Earth in one game as Blackburn
Deal 200 damage with Scorched Earth in one game as Blackburn
The Power of Friendship
Heal or Shield 10,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 10,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - II
Heal or Shield 25,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 25,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - III
Heal or Shield 50,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 50,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - IV
Heal or Shield 75,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 75,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - Master
Heal or Shield 250,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 250,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - V
Heal or Shield 100,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 100,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - VI
Heal or Shield 150,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 150,000 Damage
The Power of Friendship - VII
Heal or Shield 200,000 Damage
Heal or Shield 200,000 Damage
The Writing's on the Wall
Do 2500 total damage with Disruption Matrix as Helio
Do 2500 total damage with Disruption Matrix as Helio
There Can Be Only One
Deal 150 damage with Deathblow in one game as Titus
Deal 150 damage with Deathblow in one game as Titus
They see me rollin'
Do 10000 total damage with Combat Reflexes as Elle
Do 10000 total damage with Combat Reflexes as Elle
Three Ring Circus
Deal 200 damage in one game with Cataclysm as NEV:3
Deal 200 damage in one game with Cataclysm as NEV:3
Tremors
Do 3750 total damage with Upheaval as Rask
Do 3750 total damage with Upheaval as Rask
Unleash the Beast
Heal for 75 health with Augmented Regeneration and deal 100 damage with Uncontrollable Fury in a single game as Rask.
Heal for 75 health with Augmented Regeneration and deal 100 damage with Uncontrollable Fury in a single game as Rask.
Wait, it blocks too?!
Do 3750 total damage with Bulwark as Rampart
Do 3750 total damage with Bulwark as Rampart
Weapon R
Do 1250 total healing with Augmented Regeneration as Rask
Do 1250 total healing with Augmented Regeneration as Rask
What Goes Around
Do 1125 total damage with Retribution as Asana
Do 1125 total damage with Retribution as Asana
Widespread Destruction
Do 2500 total damage with Vortex Round as Nix
Do 2500 total damage with Vortex Round as Nix
You Can't, You Won't, and You Don't Stop
Play 25 games in which you use Unstoppable Force 3 or more times as Rampart
Play 25 games in which you use Unstoppable Force 3 or more times as Rampart
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The Eagles took it to the limit WAY more than one more time.
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Is that... T-Pain?
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking float.
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Did you know that Pavlov's hair was famously soft and silky?
It's because he conditioned it. :ablobcatlurk:
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And when the groundhog saw its shadow, the people declared:
"FOUR MORE YEARS OF STRESS EATING!"
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Boss: "We need to come up with a number of hours it will take to do this super big project."
Me: "Do you want that number written out, or can I use exponential form?"
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I guess you CAN'T do it with True Value. https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/14/business/true-value-bankruptcy
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Former 2 time world champion DogPlayingTetris becomes the first player to ever rollover the level counter in NES Tetris, performing what's known in the community as "Rebirth". Final score: 29,486,164, 4216 lines, level 347 (256 + 91)... all huge world records. #tetris
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Back row... Mother with screaming infant, 300 lb linebacker, and me. Or what's left of me. #airporthell
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I'd also love a 6 hour layover overnight instead of taking the red eye I was going to take and be 7 hours later getting into Cleveland than I wanted, why do you ask? #airporthell
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@roncli @mastodon.social
Why yes, I'd love to leave at 4:40 to get to the airport at 6:20 for an 8:20 flight that got delayed to 9:05 which is too late for my connection so now I'm on a 10:20 flight instead. Why do you ask? #airporthell
Ronald M. Clifford
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I've never had as much fun on comms for a Tetris match as I did tonight with NinjaOfNinjas for the silver bracket semis and finals. What a show!
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I'm not done! I'll be casting the later rounds of the silver bracket today at 6:30 PM Pacific at https://twitch.tv/classictetris3. Cya there!
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I'll be live casting qualifiers today for CTWC at https://twitch.tv/classictetris2 at 1 PM Pacific and https://twitch.tv/classictetris3 at 3:30 PM Pacific. This year's CTWC is the craziest yet so don't miss it!
Ronald M. Clifford
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Just a note to everyone out there who still believes 2020 hasn't ended that today is Unquinquaginember 21st, 2020.
Ronald M. Clifford
@roncli @mastodon.social
@shanselman Who at Microsoft do I have to bribe to fix ADO so that those of us on dark mode who copy/paste text from one task to another can do so without our friends on light mode seeing dark text on a dark background?
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I updated the blog post with a statement from Revival. While I'm not particularly happy with Revival's decision, I understand their motives. It's just a shame that it was someone from Interplay that had to go and do this. "By games for gamers" my ass.
Ronald M. Clifford
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Damn, got another Tetris world record! This time in the arcade variant developed by Atari. 6,008,005 points, 5,386 lines, round 363. Be warned, it's nearly FIVE HOURS. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2131759212
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I certainly didn't have "Overload but with web3 features" on my 2024 bingo card. WTF did Revival Productions just do?
https://roncli.com/blogger/3949527510668683306/wtf-did-revival-productions-just-do
Ronald M. Clifford
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@solitha New rule: cat tax. For every pun you post or repost, you're now required to pay the tax of posting one cute cat video.
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Today was a special day. I scored 1,016,221 points in classic NES Tetris, the first time I broke the 999,999 maxout barrier.
With that maxout, I became the oldest person to get their first ever maxout at 46 years 319 days.
After I scored that, I learned that today would have been 7-time Tetris world champion Jonas Neubauer's 43rd birthday.
I am FILLED with incredible emotion tonight.
https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageImportantGoldfishHassaanChop-bRfUxo4q5SxEgJvI
Ronald M. Clifford
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"I'm Sorry, What?!" The biggest bailout in the history of Descent II! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLlTk7wa59A
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“BART anime merch" are three words that I would not have expected to go together, but here we are. https://www.railgoods.com/bart/anime/
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Does anyone else sing the chorus to "Cherish" by Kool & The Gang to themselves whenever they play or watch streams of Balatro? Or is that just me?
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I'm fact that's what Lingo needs: a "phone" block. The clue is an incorrect autocorrected form of the answer. 🙃
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It's like my phone knows I've been playing Lingo. I typed in "exited" and my phone was all:
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A comparison of the classic Tetris and Descent communities. Not a post I write lightly, either.
https://roncli.com/blogger/3703157809000934742/a-tale-of-two-communities
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Aptiz played #Pentis again. In the beginning you can see roncli asking in the chat for the right version. About an hour later, he broke the #PentisRankings record with 60K ! Congratulations roncli 🏆 🎉
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2052528360?sr=a&t=11267s
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Yeah, it's season 11. But the OTL Season 6 highlight reel is up, this time Fireball has taken the reins! Check out this video jam packed full of kills, deaths, silliness, and Sirius puns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXstLVjnaGo
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